there is a black guy in the middle of the ocean in a boat with one ore! He keeps rowing from side to side 1 2 3! 1 2 3! never mising a beat! and god see's him and says damn! that is a smart black guy! I wonder if he could row that boat with half of his brain! Zaaaap! half of the balck guy's brain is gone! He is still rowing that boat 1 2 3! 1 2 3! never missing a beat! god is like wow he is a really smart one i wounder what would happen if i took 3/4 of his brain away! Zaaaap! 3/4 of his brain is gone! and he is still rowing that boat! 1 2 3! 1 2 3! never missing a beat! God is like damn that is the smarest black guy i ever made! i wonder what would happen if i took all his brain away! Zaaaap! all of his brain is gone! hes still rowing the boat! uno dos tres! uno dos tres!
2006-07-02 19:49:29 · 13 answers · asked by perfect_demise 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
just for your info! i am hispanic!
2006-07-02 19:57:34 · update #1
ola! sen~ior :)
am not hispa-chica...but got it from a friend...lol! funny joke.. thanks for sharing..and thanks^^^ :)
2006-07-02 20:23:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 6⤋
Si! Intiendo.
Mayonnaise
Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England.
In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.
This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.
The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss.
Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.
The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.
WHAT!!!! You expected something educational from me!
2006-07-03 21:22:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't get it was the rower black or hipsnic cuz im black not ertyna call u racist or thats wrong but why can't it been white since it could b black
im meAN LOOK AT W, BUSH! jk lol would of been funnier
2006-07-03 03:23:07 · answer #3 · answered by Kimberly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well...I'd go on about how that's racist, but I've told many black and canadian jokes. Thx for the pts!
2006-07-03 02:55:16 · answer #4 · answered by Picard Facepalm 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
UMMM... NOT FUNNY 1/10
2006-07-03 03:21:36 · answer #5 · answered by J's On My Feet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
o thats funny... and at least ur man enough to say it when ur hispanic
2006-07-03 03:07:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought that was funny, thank you
2006-07-03 03:18:05 · answer #7 · answered by StatIdiot 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Augh....let me guess a little Mexican/Africa heritage there?
Cute joke
SmileyCat : )
2006-07-03 02:56:11 · answer #8 · answered by SmileyCat : ) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is that the question?
its not even funny!
2006-07-03 02:54:48 · answer #9 · answered by mini 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha .. .. tnx for the two pts.!!!
2006-07-03 02:53:55 · answer #10 · answered by GrAcE 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-07-03 03:08:00 · answer #11 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋