Here. Hold my beer while i find my license.
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!
I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonald's?
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other car around--that's how far ahead of me that's how far ahead of me they are.
What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist.
Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged betbetween the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?
2006-07-02 18:43:34 · 8 answers · asked by Kim H 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Some are cute. None made me laugh out loud. guess cause I've heard them all before.
2006-07-02 18:57:28 · answer #1 · answered by itsmeee2006 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OH JUST A SPEEDING TICKET! I COULD OF SWORN IT WAS FOR THE DEAD BODY IN THE BACK NOW WON'T THAT BE MESSED UP HUH, OFFICER?!
2006-07-03 01:54:37 · answer #2 · answered by Kimberly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like those. Some of them are great!
2006-07-03 01:50:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You forgot "Sorry, Osifer, I didnent see you."
2006-07-03 02:17:15 · answer #4 · answered by ditzy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i swear to drunk im not god!
will you let me go for a donut?
2006-07-03 01:57:06 · answer #5 · answered by stump 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
damn i guess i should'nt have drink so much beer
2006-07-03 01:48:35 · answer #6 · answered by lisa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
or "No, I ain't ******* up.
I was on my way to get ******* up, but now you gone and ******* that up!"
2006-07-03 01:47:36 · answer #7 · answered by scratchwhiplash 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great jokes!
2006-07-03 01:58:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋