Jokes & Riddles - July 2006

THE FOLLOWING SENTENCE IS TRUE
THE PRECEDING SENTENCE IS FALSE

2006-07-03 03:17:03 · 14 answers · asked by Hrodulf 2

Here's some of the stuff I've done.

http://www.travisyates.com.au

2006-07-03 03:14:28 · 10 answers · asked by chickenhouse 3

Mates unbalanced,
Or so they seem;
But paired in tandem,
A deadly team.

She so gently round,
Him so firm and straight,
Yet when they are compounded,
Woe to them they hate.

2006-07-03 03:12:31 · 8 answers · asked by simply_boring 4

finish the joke and make me laugh!!!!

2006-07-03 03:05:12 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

What is the difference between a good secretary & an excellent one?

A good secretary says,

"Good morning, sir."

AND

An excellent secretary says,

"It's morning, sir."

2006-07-03 02:52:39 · 22 answers · asked by Pd 6

Reason it out well.Take your time to think!

2006-07-03 02:21:51 · 29 answers · asked by Lenny 1

2006-07-03 02:18:51 · 7 answers · asked by POWER-FULL 2

The Panama Canal is a busy ditch.

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

2006-07-03 01:51:56 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-03 01:39:08 · 21 answers · asked by CC 1

I'm not able to attach some pictures with my mail. I had also tried to copy & paste them but it didnt work.... Moreover there is an option "Attach files" but it also didnt help......What should i do?

2006-07-03 01:36:09 · 5 answers · asked by Tanya S 3

A rebel without a clue!

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

2006-07-03 01:18:13 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

Blondes screw in back seats, not in light bulbs, silly.

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

2006-07-03 00:52:58 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

And I thought blondes were stupid!

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

2006-07-03 00:40:44 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

ok let me paint the pic for you! i am moving stuff with my girl for a friend that is also female! to another females house! the girl whos house we are moving stuff 2 is like super hot.... like right at the same level as my girl.. so we are pulling stuff out of the back of the explorer and this girl come out to help us move stuff in a shirt and panties! she jump into the explorer and has her a$$ like right in my face showing me everything! my girl is inside the house unloading with her friend who is totaly not attractive (just in case you wanted to know) anyways then when she crawls back out of the explorer her nipples are like..... well noticeable. later on im talking with me girl and she brings up the fact that that girl is not happy with her boyfriend! my question is do you think she did that on perpose? and if so should i shoot for a 3 sum?

2006-07-03 00:05:02 · 11 answers · asked by perfect_demise 2

...........your parachute doesnt open?
...........your brakes fail while doing a 100 and approaching an intersection?
...........after finding & wearing your contacts you read on the bottle of milk you just had the words 'rat poison'?

2006-07-02 23:47:25 · 17 answers · asked by police 6

2006-07-02 23:45:51 · 40 answers · asked by golaicecream 2

My right hand fell to sleep on me last night

2006-07-02 23:37:24 · 12 answers · asked by itsa o 6

what has been here since the begining. you cant make it stop. it can hill some wounds if not all. it makes you wait. and every it brings you surprises both good and bad.

2006-07-02 23:22:54 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

Lozenge!!

2006-07-02 22:33:04 · 24 answers · asked by w70_firefighter 1

I'm a naughty and playfull 15 years old chinese girl from Malaysia. I hate my neigbour over here... One day, I throw firecrackers in their rubbish bin (outside their house) and their car ( park outside their house) went they're not at home... PANG!! That's was cool!! Their car's window all was split into many pieces and their rubbish in their rubbish bin was all flew out from the rubbish bin and dirty their place. That's was cool, right?

2006-07-02 22:17:38 · 26 answers · asked by Natalie Ooi 3

did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?

2006-07-02 22:09:06 · 19 answers · asked by perfect_demise 2

Whats one thing that everyone has on their body that stays with you all of your life?
You would probably look funny without it
And theres two different types of it

2006-07-02 22:05:10 · 23 answers · asked by manthers2000 2

Which one is it?

2006-07-02 22:01:20 · 14 answers · asked by w70_firefighter 1

2006-07-02 21:57:51 · 12 answers · asked by police 6

An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty
new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying
had a stay-over in another city, so upon their
arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the
best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and
stay overnight.

The next morning as the pilot was preparing the
crew for the day's route, he noticed the new
stewardess was missing. He knew which room she
was in at the hotel and called her up wondering
what happened to her. She answered the phone,
sobbing, and said she couldn't get out of her
room.

"You can't get out of your room?" the captaind
asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied, "There are only three
doors in here, "she cried," one is the bathroom,
one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that
says "Do Not Disturb"!!

2006-07-02 21:48:01 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

this is the song that never ends. yes it go's on and on my friends! some people started singing it not knowing what it was! and they'll continue singing it just because!this is the song that never ends. yes it go's on and on my friends! some people started singing it not knowing what it was! and they'll continue singing it just because!this is the song that never ends. yes it go's on and on my friends! some people started singing it not knowing what it was! and they'll continue singing it just because!this is the song that never ends. yes it go's on and on my friends! some people started singing it not knowing what it was! and they'll continue singing it just because!this is the song that never ends. yes it go's on and on my friends! some people started singing it not knowing what it was! and they'll continue singing it just because!this is the song that never ends. yes it go's on and on my friends! some people started singing it not knowing what it was! and they'll continue singing it

2006-07-02 21:43:16 · 32 answers · asked by perfect_demise 2

That movies that end happily like 'the guy and gal get married', give no room for you to think they may get a divorce in .....say six months?

2006-07-02 21:42:13 · 10 answers · asked by police 6

2006-07-02 21:35:44 · 26 answers · asked by police 6

A manager at a tickle-me-elmo plant is hiring for the position of assisstant manager. the man decides to hire a brunette and also hired her a blonde secretary. one day the manager decides to take the day off and he leaves the brunette and the blonde in charge of the plant. he gets an urgent call saying that there is an emergency at the plant and he needs to get down there as soon as possible.

when he gets down there he discovers that all the tickle-me-elmo dolls have two large nuts. he walks up to the assisstant manager and says "what is going on?"

she says "i told my blonde assisstant to make sure that every doll got two "test tickles" before they got shipped out."

2006-07-02 21:25:26 · 7 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7

I will post the answer at a later time

2006-07-02 21:22:57 · 16 answers · asked by sarah 3