A manager at a tickle-me-elmo plant is hiring for the position of assisstant manager. the man decides to hire a brunette and also hired her a blonde secretary. one day the manager decides to take the day off and he leaves the brunette and the blonde in charge of the plant. he gets an urgent call saying that there is an emergency at the plant and he needs to get down there as soon as possible.
when he gets down there he discovers that all the tickle-me-elmo dolls have two large nuts. he walks up to the assisstant manager and says "what is going on?"
she says "i told my blonde assisstant to make sure that every doll got two "test tickles" before they got shipped out."
2006-07-02 21:25:26 · 7 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
damn that's funny! but you should really check out the new dope me up Elmo! Elmo shakes and convulses when you shoot him ou with heroin
by the way you are always on here right along with me and iamigloo and looking4answers! we must be bord!
2006-07-02 21:29:11 · answer #1 · answered by perfect_demise 2 · 5⤊ 6⤋
i do not hate gays - extremely. I hate MILITANT gays. those so quick to label ME, a heterosexual, married guy as a redneck, homophobic imbecile. those that are indignant, abusive, loud-mouthed and too illiberal to have an smart talk on why some human beings locate it difficult to wrap there heads round 2 men or 2 women expressing themselves sexually to at least one yet another even as the very act is so unnatural to maximum. (i am going to guess that reality purely annoyed distinct gay human beings). women and men praise one yet another so certainly. A yin/yang pass of womanly gentility and masculinity. men, by nature were no longer designed to sexually charm to at least one yet another or we may disappear as a species. pass ahead and performance butt sex, hug and kiss like a guy and a woman, yet i'd be damned if there is something incorrect with ME for no longer comprehend-the way it.
2016-11-30 04:46:07 · answer #2 · answered by dishmon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is totally retarded!! I loved it!!! I'm blonde, but I haven't heard this one yet.
2006-07-02 21:35:47 · answer #3 · answered by xstitchalanna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love It (",)
I'll give it a 8 out of ten
2006-07-02 23:08:58 · answer #4 · answered by *333Half-Evil* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol but i heard a different version same ending though
2006-07-02 21:29:26 · answer #5 · answered by star_bright083 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute.
2006-07-02 23:24:11 · answer #6 · answered by Isabella's Mommy Expecting #2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD ONE.
2006-07-02 21:35:13 · answer #7 · answered by sudjenni 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋