An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty
new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying
had a stay-over in another city, so upon their
arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the
best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and
stay overnight.
The next morning as the pilot was preparing the
crew for the day's route, he noticed the new
stewardess was missing. He knew which room she
was in at the hotel and called her up wondering
what happened to her. She answered the phone,
sobbing, and said she couldn't get out of her
room.
"You can't get out of your room?" the captaind
asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied, "There are only three
doors in here, "she cried," one is the bathroom,
one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that
says "Do Not Disturb"!!
2006-07-02 21:48:01 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG! now that is a dumb *** blonde!
hey looking4answers you are always on here with me and a few other people that i noticed.... you just bord or do we have like no life? Im here too so...
2006-07-02 21:51:02 · answer #1 · answered by perfect_demise 2 · 7⤊ 2⤋
That is a good one!!
Have another stewardess joke on me.
This is your Captain
A jumbo jet is making its final approach to the Tampa Airport.
The pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into Tampa. I want to thank you for flying with us today and hope you enjoy your stay in the Tampa Bay area".
He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the cockpit.
The copilot can be heard saying to the pilot, "So, Skip, whatcha got planned while we're in Tampa?"
"Well," says the skipper, "first I'm gonna check into the hotel and take a big crap....then I'm gonna take that new stewardess with the huge t_i_t_s out for dinner.... then I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room and give her a ride on the baloney pony all night long."
Aghast and amused, everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up and down the aisle, trying to figure out who this new stewardess is that the pilot 's talking about.
Meanwhile, the new stewardess is seated at the very back of the plane.
She is so embarrassed that she starts running toward the cockpit to turn the intercom off.
Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's bag and down she goes.
The old lady leans over and says: "No need to hurry, dear. He's gotta take a s_h_i_t first."
2006-07-03 10:12:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was there a "man in the closet"?
What surprise me is not the blonde's wondering but the pilot's lose of the night! He did not escort the blond around and in her room! Well, what the pilot was?
2006-07-02 22:13:42 · answer #3 · answered by soubassakis 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now thats the dumbest blonde around
2006-07-02 23:34:14 · answer #4 · answered by Ghana Rulez 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a nice blonde joke. Hahahahahaha.
2006-07-03 00:10:50 · answer #5 · answered by sweetdivine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmmmmmmm..................... Another Blonde joke!!!!!
Good one!!!
Heres one for you:
A little blonde girl comes back from school one evening.
She runs to her mum and says: "Mummy today at school we learnt how to count. Well, all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! It's good, innit?"
"Yes, darling, very good." Answers the mom.
"Is that because I'm blonde?" she asks.
"Yes, darling, it's because you're blonde." The mom says.
Next day, the little girl comes back from school and says: "Mummy, today at school we learnt the alphabet. All the other girls only went as far as D, but listen to me: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K! It's good, innit?"
"Yes, darling, very good." Answers the mom.
"Is that because I'm blonde, mummy?" she asks.
"Yes, darling it's because you're blonde." The mom says.
Next Day, she returns from school and cries: "Mummy, today we went swimming. Well, all the other girls have no breasts, but look at me!" She proceeds to flash her impressive 36D at her mummy. "Is that because I'm blonde, mummy?"
"No darling, it's because you're 25."
2006-07-03 01:09:11 · answer #6 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha nice check ya later ♥
2006-07-02 21:55:28 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I nominate her employee of the century.
2006-07-02 21:53:44 · answer #8 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You really made my day I have a witch of a boss and she's blonde and your joke has my imagination going. Please tel me tell me more :)
2006-07-03 00:45:37 · answer #9 · answered by samydan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the best think of the best mind.
ha ha ha
2006-07-02 21:56:31 · answer #10 · answered by wahidsaiyed_007 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋