finish the joke and make me laugh!!!!
2006-07-03 03:05:12 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A Rottweiler with an Andrex Puppy??
A dog that scares the crap out of you and then runs away with the bloody toilet roll!!!!
2006-07-03 04:29:05 · answer #1 · answered by RobStar 2 · 10⤊ 0⤋
What do you get when you cross a cheetah & a hamburger?
Fast Food
What do you get when you cross a Mustang and an elephant?
A convertible with a big trunk
What do you get when you cross a clown with a goat?
A Silly Billy
What do you get when you cross a Karate expert with a pig?
pork chops
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Lots of blood tests!
2006-07-03 10:25:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A snail with a boat captain?
A Snailer
2006-07-03 10:07:54 · answer #3 · answered by preciseonegirl28 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Atlantic with the Titanic? - Halfway!
2006-07-03 11:13:36 · answer #4 · answered by Uncle Sid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An Owl with a Porcupine
A Prick that stays up all night
2006-07-03 11:44:12 · answer #5 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a kangaroo with an elephant?
big holes across Australia!!!
2006-07-03 10:20:55 · answer #6 · answered by fae 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A slice of onion with a donkey?
2006-07-03 10:08:12 · answer #7 · answered by Bear Naked 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A sheep with a porcupine?
A sweater that knits itself.
2006-07-03 10:07:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A piece of chocolate?
2006-07-03 11:10:55 · answer #9 · answered by sweetdivine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an elephant and a rhino
elephino
2006-07-03 10:20:57 · answer #10 · answered by mt92501 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋