...........your parachute doesnt open?
...........your brakes fail while doing a 100 and approaching an intersection?
...........after finding & wearing your contacts you read on the bottle of milk you just had the words 'rat poison'?
2006-07-02 23:47:25 · 17 answers · asked by police 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
...I'll come crashing to the ground but will land on a truck full of cotton wool.
...My car will take a somersault and I'll be thrown out of it and fall on a thick bed of wild grass.
...I will immediately drink salt water and vomit whatever poison I had drunk.
Well you see I am an optimist and for me the glass is always half full rather then being half empty.
Thanks for the question.
2006-07-03 02:19:45 · answer #1 · answered by sudjenni 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Pull the second cord.
Use the gears turn the engine off or hit a wall.
Its ok ur not a rat.
:)
2006-07-03 06:53:55 · answer #2 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What if your airplane develops engine trouble over the Pacific Ocean? What if ...
WHAT IF WE ALL LEARN TO PRAY, as a regular course of life !!
2006-07-03 07:02:48 · answer #3 · answered by me 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
id be more concered with why you were trying to skydive with a beater car while you were half blind and drinking milk
i mean cmon......nobody likes milk :)
2006-07-03 07:25:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
then i hope you can tuck and roll.
then you need to down shift!
then you dial 911 and get your stomach pumped
2006-07-03 06:54:01 · answer #5 · answered by perfect_demise 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'll get back to ma damn plane which had got me into this mess
2006-07-03 07:58:26 · answer #6 · answered by henok s 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooooooooooohhhhhhh mmmmmmmyyyyyyyy God that would be instant hell 4 me
2006-07-03 09:36:38 · answer #7 · answered by angeleyes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
masturbate like a safari park chimp while you still have time...
2006-07-03 06:52:34 · answer #8 · answered by fiend_indeed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What if? well i think its obvious that you'll die.
hehe
2006-07-03 06:50:57 · answer #9 · answered by ButterflyAngel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then you need a miracle;-)
2006-07-03 06:49:59 · answer #10 · answered by *333Half-Evil* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋