2006-07-02 19:42:47 · 15 answers · asked by lostinabook24 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What's the max speed for sex?
68. On 69 you flip over.
2006-07-02 19:45:33 · answer #1 · answered by Rocko 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't talk about blondes its wrong but a joke i must tell
one day a blonde wondered into school with a cd player the teacher says take off the cdplayer there was no response the teacher snached it off and the blonde died in an instant the teacher put on the cd and it repeated breathe in..... breathe out
2006-07-03 03:27:35 · answer #2 · answered by Kimberly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!
2006-07-03 02:48:09 · answer #3 · answered by James H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little Johnny was passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeked in and caught his folks in The Act.
Before his dad could even react, Little Johnny exclaimed, "Oh, boy! Horsie ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?" Relieved that Johnny was not asking more uncomfortable questions, and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, Daddy agreed.
Johnny hopped on and Daddy started going to town. Pretty soon Mommy started moaning and gasping.
Johnny cried out, "Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!"
2006-07-03 04:55:42 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a blonde girl calls her boyfriend to come over to help her with a jigsaw puzzle...she was upset when he arrived and said "no matter how hard i try i just cant figure it out" ...he asks her what is it supposed to be while he is still at the door..as she takes him to the puzzle she says "well its a tiger on the box." ..he looks on the table and sighed..he then replied "hunny, first of all, you will never make get a tiger out of this..now lets just relax and i'll help you put the frosted flakes back in the box"
2006-07-03 03:31:51 · answer #5 · answered by justin03tms 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
roses are red violets are blue blonde's are cut but brunettes are too HAHAHAHAHAHA!! i love that one!! there was a blonde that went to the hospital saying to that doctor "i have broken every bone in my body"!! and so the doctor said "well that is impossible" and the blonde said see she touched her arm and she screamed then she touched her leg and cry-ed so the doctor did some examinations and the came to the doctor and said "well we've got some good news and bad news" the good news is that u ha vent broken every bone the bad news is u broke you finger!! lol i love that one!!
2006-07-03 02:53:07 · answer #6 · answered by Megan S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
911 gets a call from a dumb blonde. "Ma'm, what seems to be the problem?"
"Omygod, A man, he just shot himself! What do I do?"
"Ma'm, calm down. First, make sure if the man is dead."
911 hears the receiver put down, a few seconds later a shot is heard.
"OK. He's dead. Now what do I do?"
2006-07-03 02:52:34 · answer #7 · answered by dougmarshall_94142 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family
ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in
financial trouble. To keep the bank from repossessing the
ranch, they need to purchase a bull from the stockyard in a
far town so they can breed their own stock.
They have only $600 left. Upon leaving, the brunette tells
her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull,
I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."
The brunette arrives at the stockyard, inspects the bull,
and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he
will sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives
to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell
her the news. She walks into the telegraph office and says,
"I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that
I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the
trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can
haul it home."
The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help
her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word." Well, after
paying for the bull, the brunette has only $1 left. She
realizes that she'll be able to send her sister just one
word.
After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, "I want
you to send her the word 'comfortable.'"
The operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know
that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck
and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if
you send her just the word 'comfortable'?"
The brunette explains, "My sister's a blonde. The word's
big. She'll read it very slowly: 'com-for-da-bull'!"
2006-07-03 02:47:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey im blonde and i have good grades so don,t not make fun of me my hair is dirty blonde and some blond are stuped and some are not and i am not stuped
2006-07-06 22:14:03 · answer #9 · answered by stef_abrams 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two blondes walked into a building.
You'd have thought one would've seen it.
2006-07-03 02:48:16 · answer #10 · answered by Picard Facepalm 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋