finish this?

Question

last time my question got erased so i wanna do it again. make me laugh get 10 points.....

finish this: I onces had a cat......

Answer 1

I have two finishes for you....

...then I shot it and dragged its kitty carcus to the land of the apocolypic storm to play tennis with my Canadian Crossdressing Pirate friend, Phillip.

or

...then I learned how to spell ONCE..

Answer 2

I once had a cat, I named Jack. One day, Jack went out and did not come back. Sometime later much to my surprise, I couldn't believe my eyes. My Jack was back outside my kitchen nursing 4 little kittens.

Answer 3

I once had a cat, but I don't anymore.
turns out she was just another kitty-cat whore.
so I abandoned her in the district where the lights are red
and traded her in for some p.ussy instead.

Answer 4

I once had a a cat, who ate a rat, while he sat, eyeing the bat. He turns to the bat, smiles as he sat, yet sick from eating the rat.

Answer 5

I once had a cat that rubbed aganst my leg and purred i didnt like that because i thought it was gay!!So i took out my baseball bat and shoved it up his *** and boy did that mother ****** purrrr.then it never rubbed against my leg ever again.THE END!!!

Answer 6

i once had a cat who drank 5 bowls of water and set a new lap record :)

I once had a cat who swallowed a ballof wool and she had mittens:)

do you get the jokes. hope you lol :)

Answer 7

I once i had a cat......who i put in a blender cause i was running outta dog food!


gimme ten points pleeeeeaase!

Answer 8

Finish this or it will get finished. It is a race against time.

Answer 9

I onces had a cat, but the cat got their tongue.

Answer 10

I once had a cat that pissed on a rat, the rat turned black and the cat got fat, what do you think happened with that????!!!!!