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Theres skidmarks before the snake.

2006-07-02 18:55:58 · 27 answers · asked by MrBudbag 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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OG!!! Lol1 lollollol!!! HA ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
I guess Most people really DO hate lawyers that much!
HA ha ha!!!...I AM SOOO GLAD I"M NOT A LAWYER!

That's good! I can't stop laughing! Lol!
It's true. That is a good one!

I wonder what the lawyers think, when they hear these jokes.
They probably want to sue the person who makes them up!

2006-07-02 19:03:24 · answer #1 · answered by Molly 6 · 1 0

U will have to take the lawyer to the police or hospital not the snake until it is a pet

2006-07-02 18:58:22 · answer #2 · answered by sam_1sandy™ 4 · 0 0

Theres skid-marks before the snake.

2006-07-02 18:57:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Wait, I know, I know, uhh, hold on, its there, umm........theres skidmarks before the snake? Yes, thats it, THATS IT! but seriously ya funny

2006-07-05 07:37:09 · answer #4 · answered by UGA 1 · 0 0

People did try stopping before squashing the snake!!

2006-07-02 19:01:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

At least with the snake you could make a purse or a belt.

2006-07-02 18:57:31 · answer #6 · answered by Little me 2 · 0 0

Well one is a reptile, the other is human...and chances are that the snake has skid marks in front of it, while the lawyer will have skid marks behind him/her.

2006-07-02 19:01:12 · answer #7 · answered by leniere 2 · 0 0

No difference they both slide on their belly's! A snakes venom can kill you instantly, a lawyers can take months!!!

2006-07-02 18:59:26 · answer #8 · answered by single mom 4 · 0 0

Cute

2006-07-02 19:00:25 · answer #9 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0 0

the lawyer is a human and the snake is a reptile.

2006-07-02 18:58:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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