Jokes & Riddles - July 2006

Theres a dead guy on the top of the celling hanging with a rope tied round is neck and a puddle of water at the bottom how did he get up there?

2006-07-07 11:00:46 · 16 answers · asked by chase 1

2006-07-07 11:00:35 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-07 10:59:51 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

Ifyoucancanacancanacan

2006-07-07 10:32:43 · 17 answers · asked by Bilal Hares 3

The first one to correctly decipher this cryptogram gets 10 points for best answer!:

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FGR JPWU LMMBXOVH SXREXO REM DPWOCFUXMH PL

CXVOXRJ. REM QMFHWUM PL JPWU QFRWURJ XH

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I tried my best to keep out typos. Good luck!

2006-07-07 10:18:14 · 6 answers · asked by charyl92678 2

Everyone, TURN YOUR SPEAKERS DOWN, Because you're in for a BIG SCARE....

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/waldo.html

2006-07-07 10:11:19 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

I put a joke last time and peopl seemed to like it so tell what u think of this one

Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a *****."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a *****?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" and he touches her hand.
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a *****."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" and he touches her breast.
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a *****."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" and he takes off her clothes.
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a *****."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" and he sticks his you know what into her you know where.
Priest, after a few minutes: "That's no reason to call him a son of a *****."

2006-07-07 10:00:42 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

money
love
friendship
fame
kindhearted
loving

2006-07-07 10:00:40 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-07 09:57:36 · 8 answers · asked by ▲▼ßððĝiз▼▲ 4

Tell me what you thought of this when you finished reading it!


So YeAh!:
1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.























2. You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.























3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM.






















4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

























6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.





















7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.






















8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.






















9. You were too busy to notice number five.























10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.





















11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

2006-07-07 09:56:27 · 15 answers · asked by Love My Soldier 3

brothas n sistas dnt take it personall bout the ? jus wanna hear some good ones hopefully............

2006-07-07 09:52:48 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

does anyone know any good blonde jokes any jokes are fine but i like blonde jokes best

2006-07-07 09:50:15 · 28 answers · asked by tubulartweety 2

2006-07-07 09:45:30 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

have you ever dreamed of shrinking yourself so tiny to explore whole new world inside dancer's belly button!

2006-07-07 09:39:15 · 5 answers · asked by Belly-Stabber 1

Oh, in mine, there was this guy in a black coat, it was night, he was kneeling on one knee on the ground, there was a candle beside him I was like "WTF?", then there was this huuuugee black thing in the air then I was like "holy crap", then the dude in the cloak becan to revolve around the candle, he was floating I was like "Whoa" then it got faster then faster then he disappeared! I was like "WTF" so I got up and ran away then there was an airplane flying I was like "WTF?" then I was floating then there was this bird. I was like wtf a bird? then I took a crap

2006-07-07 09:26:42 · 11 answers · asked by Coffee-Infused Insomniac 3

My husband and I like to text back and forth all day, insulting eachother (all in fun, of course). So far today, he has been an a$$ pirate, a dic* snack, he has a wh0rish mouth, and he is a dirty slu+. What ya got??

2006-07-07 09:24:01 · 9 answers · asked by ShineOnYouCrazyDiamond 4

2006-07-07 09:22:35 · 11 answers · asked by ? 4

My own answer "Chyanne" any better ones?

2006-07-07 09:18:03 · 18 answers · asked by mary hall 1

2006-07-07 09:12:53 · 16 answers · asked by laker_lalaland_81 1

2006-07-07 09:12:13 · 4 answers · asked by laker_lalaland_81 1

Seriously.

2006-07-07 09:09:38 · 19 answers · asked by bigsnowtoday 2

2006-07-07 09:08:01 · 3 answers · asked by -curbside- 4

we need add ons to names, kelly, julia, maz,jane,anna,christie,terri,katie,carolyne,christa and joe ? eg: delicious dawn etc !!!

2006-07-07 09:07:57 · 23 answers · asked by buffyfan71 2

real ones not some that you think might be funny if someone tried them.

2006-07-07 09:02:45 · 10 answers · asked by idaho gal 4

If a bus station is where a bus stops, and a train station is where a train stops, why do I have a work station on my desk?

2006-07-07 08:59:31 · 5 answers · asked by -curbside- 4

Ok here's another ten;

Willys cynical thought for the day;

I'm NOT old; I just have more freaking yesterdays than y'all do!

Bartenders call you when you've been absent for more than two days.

Lawn sprinklers are sometimes your alarm clock.

You wake up in a strange city not knowing how you got there, and the three other guys don't know either.

You need help getting the breathalyzer in the right hole.

You lost a fistfight with yourself.

It takes two shots of schnapps to wash the taste of Breathalyzer out of your mouth.

You like to stop for a drink on the way to the fridge to get a beer.

You went on vacation for two weeks and the owner of your regular bar had his boat repossessed.

You've asked a bartender to "freshen up" your shot glass.

Bars call in their off-duty bartenders when you walk in the door.

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

2006-07-07 08:51:35 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

Its called Meal or No Meal. rate my joke 1-10

2006-07-07 08:50:59 · 14 answers · asked by Thumbs Up Fairy 5

2006-07-07 08:49:53 · 4 answers · asked by Sheriff Liz 3

Not really good for much, but when you push them down the stairs it puts a big smile on your face. (My favorite quote, any thoughts?)

2006-07-07 08:49:51 · 6 answers · asked by meisa777 3

I have been waiting for about 2 or more hours for my boyfriend to email me and he hasn't yet so the only thing I have been doing is sit here on answers.So can someone give me there best joke?You get 10 points if it is the best!Besides I am one of the people who love to just give out points to people.

2006-07-07 08:43:19 · 16 answers · asked by ♥Misspretty♥ 2