does any one know any black jokes?

Question

brothas n sistas dnt take it personall bout the ? jus wanna hear some good ones hopefully............

Answer 1

What do you call a Black guy with a PhD??
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A doctor. Don't be racist!!

Answer 2

In the 1960’s when the West Indians were being encouraged to come to England by the government to take up the jobs that nationals did not want, some people began to argue against the policy.

Down in Hackney Wick (London East End) in one of the public houses, after discussion amongst his friends, one local put a proposition to the landlord. He said ‘If you put up a colour bar, we will guarantee you all our business, is it a deal’. The landlord thought there was nothing to lose, so he agreed.

That was on a Saturday night, and the following Sunday, the place was packed solid. On the Monday, it was not so busy, and Tuesday there were even less. Wednesday, if it was possible, was even worse. On Thursday, not a single customer came in. He was just about to close up early at about 9pm when in ran a West Indian. He had been training on the nearby Hackney Marshes. He asked for a pint of lager but the landlord said ‘I’m sorry mate, I have nothing against you personally, but I made an agreement with the local crowd. I can’t serve you’. ‘Please’ pleaded the West Indian, I’ll pay you anything you ask’. The landlord had a look around, then said ‘£5 a pint, OK’. The West Indian thought for a second, then said ‘Agreed’. He enjoyed his pint and asked for another. ‘£5 again, OK’ said the landlord. ‘Agreed’ again said the West Indian. He soon left and returned to his home area in Dalston.

The next day he met his friends and told them ‘I have found a lovely pub down the East End, the beer is great, but expensive. However, other than the landlord, there is not another white person in it. Lets all go down there tonight’. Later that night, the pub was packed with West Indians all drinking lager at £5 and Rum and Cokes at the same price. The place was swinging.

Later that evening, the local who had made the arrangements earlier in the week walked in. He saw the crowd and went up to the landlord. He said ‘I thought we made an agreement, that you would have a colour bar in here’. ‘I have’ said the landlord ‘Piss off, you white bastard’.

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(Just goes to prove, it is not the colour of your skin, it is the colour of your money that counts. God Bless)..........

Answer 3

2 mice lived in a hole in a house and they were hungry
One mouse said "I'll go scout for food" He cam back with a light yellow colored edible and they ate and were happy. they said That was Swiss CheeZe.
later they were hungry agaion the mouse went out again and came back with a darker orange edible they ate it and were happy and they said " that was cheedar Cheeze."

the next day they were hungry again. the mouse went out

but came back with nothing
He explained He was inside a refrigerator
it was dark and the the light came on

what did you find ?" , the other mouse said

I think it was Nacho Cheese, the first mouse said

How do yo know? said the other muose

because when the door opened in the refrigerator, a light came on and a black man--looked me and said

"Put that back Mouse..!!!
that's NoT CH Yo' Cheeze!"

Answer 4

What's the black cowboy's name on the Palamino horse?

Leroy Rogers

Answer 5

You can come up with jokes just like we can. Surf the net and ind some.

Answer 6

what does an apple and a black man have in common?







they both look good hanging from a tree





how do you scare a black man ?




show him a rope







how do you help a black from a tree?








cut the rope







how do you wink and smile at a black at the same time?







act like your aiming at him... (literally)-----with a gun-----

Answer 7

What do you call white people falling from the sky? Snow. What do you call Black people falling from the sky? Pollution.

Answer 8

I do but they are racist and IM black so only black peeps can laugh at them

Answer 9

what's black and white and red all over?

a newspaper! ha!

Answer 10

what is invisible sex?
a male ***** fu(kin a female ***** under moonless night in a coal mine wearing a black condom.