Jokes & Riddles - July 2006

2006-07-07 20:42:45 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

the bus driver go to the first stop and and picks up 3 passengers and drives 12 miles and the next stop picks up 6 passenger the bus driver drives 22 miles comes to next stop and picks up 7 passengers drives another 18 miles ,stops and picks up 10 passengers ..how old the the bus driver?

2006-07-07 20:37:40 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn’t. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.

But every once in a while he’d hear that soothing voice, within himself, trying to reassure him:

“Dave, don’t worry about it. You aren’t the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won’t be the last. And you’re single. Let it go…...”

But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality: “Dave, you’re a vet…”

2006-07-07 20:34:03 · 12 answers · asked by iamigloo 6

2006-07-07 20:06:45 · 13 answers · asked by Mandalawind 5

2006-07-07 20:04:25 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

Make me laugh! The fewer old stand-bys, the better...

2006-07-07 19:58:32 · 11 answers · asked by frenchfry28 1

2006-07-07 19:54:12 · 41 answers · asked by david waterstreet 2

Forward i am heavy but backwards I am not.
What am I?

2006-07-07 19:50:47 · 14 answers · asked by froggy girl 2

The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

First to get it wins!

2006-07-07 19:45:39 · 17 answers · asked by Believe 2

O T T F F S S

What are the next 3 letters?

First to get it wins!

2006-07-07 19:41:29 · 14 answers · asked by Believe 2

I saw this question once in Yahoo! Answers.

This is the funzone in Yahoo! Answers. Give clean and funny answers. Don't tempt me to report against you.
Ha ha ha ha

2006-07-07 19:39:26 · 14 answers · asked by LiN 6

When u rearrange these words..they come out with good ones..

Dormitory ---- Dirty Room

Desperation ---- A Rope Ends It.

The Morse Code ---- Here Come Dots.

Slot Machines ---- Cash Lost In 'Em.

Snooze Alarms ----Alas! No More Z's.

A Decimal Point ----I'm A Dot In Place.

Eleven plus two ---- Twelve plus one.

Mother in law ---- Woman Hitler

Teacher --- err.. Cheater?

2006-07-07 19:39:04 · 18 answers · asked by -curbside- 4

What is the begining of heaven and hell?

Hint: Think litteraly.

First to get it wins!

2006-07-07 19:38:16 · 16 answers · asked by Believe 2

g s t q s

Take the above a step into the future after flipping it.

First one to answer right gets it!

2006-07-07 19:35:49 · 14 answers · asked by Believe 2

Yes, we had this riddle:

Why is it a bad idea to trust your secret to a pig?
A: Because pigs are squealers!

Heheh. Ok... here it is, today's riddle:

Which part of the watch is never new?

Good luck!

2006-07-07 19:31:40 · 12 answers · asked by iamigloo 6

2006-07-07 19:26:29 · 9 answers · asked by Drizzle 2

2006-07-07 19:22:14 · 17 answers · asked by boxergirl 5

2006-07-07 19:14:42 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

you throw away the outside and you cook the inside. then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. what am I?

2006-07-07 19:11:55 · 13 answers · asked by scratchwhiplash 5

One day, you woke up in a place you havent seen before. There, you saw three rooms, all bring you to the exit. But, on those rooms, there were notes. It said: 1: room is filled with poison gas 2: room has more than 15 lions that havent eaten for 5 years 3: room is fiiled with snipers that would kill anyone who steps in You have no other choice, but to choose one of the three. Which room would be the way that could get you out without being harmed?Why?

2006-07-07 19:03:59 · 37 answers · asked by angel 5

2006-07-07 19:02:07 · 6 answers · asked by -curbside- 4

2006-07-07 18:54:57 · 22 answers · asked by -curbside- 4

A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was required. He waited by the door and listened. A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said, "twelve." The member replied, "six " and was let in. A second member came to the door and the doorman said, "six." The member replied, "three" and was let in. The man thought he had heard enough and walked up to the door. The doorman said ,"ten" and the man replied, "five." But he was not let in.

What should have he said?

2006-07-07 18:45:36 · 13 answers · asked by angel 5

2006-07-07 18:40:43 · 10 answers · asked by -curbside- 4

Peter and Alfred Nussbaum were tailors and
partners in the firm Nussbaum Brothers and
after many years they decided to Anglicize their
names and henceforth the firm should be known
as the Nuss Brothers.
After completing paperwork, they informed
the receptionist, Ethel, that from Monday on, she
should answer the phone as "Nuss Brothers."
"I quit," said Ethel.
"But why?", asked Peter, "the pay and benefits will
be the same!"
"Yeah? Well YOU answer the phone then. I don't
want to answer and find that the caller says he
wants to speak with Mr. Nuss. Then I have to say.....

"Yes Sir which one? P-Nuss or A-Nuss?"

2006-07-07 18:38:41 · 14 answers · asked by Pd 6

2006-07-07 18:37:18 · 10 answers · asked by Mz. Molina 1

What do you call that person who is a dumb a$$ donkey?

dont worry i'll answer it for you.
Answer is You, for reading this riddle.

2006-07-07 18:37:06 · 4 answers · asked by jong jong 2

A man while looking at a photograph said, "Brothers and sisters have I none. That man's father is my father's son." Who was the person in the photograph?

2006-07-07 18:34:17 · 20 answers · asked by mrxxbrian 2

Give me your best shot. Funniest one gets the 10 points.

2006-07-07 18:28:34 · 10 answers · asked by mrxxbrian 2

I would want to be able to blow bubbles from my fingertips. That'd be fun.

No! Wait, I'd want the ability to turn my feet all the way around. that way I could run faster backwards.

2006-07-07 18:25:43 · 23 answers · asked by Brianman3 3