I would want to be able to blow bubbles from my fingertips. That'd be fun.
No! Wait, I'd want the ability to turn my feet all the way around. that way I could run faster backwards.
2006-07-07 18:25:43 · 23 answers · asked by Brianman3 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'd also like to be able to move my head all the way around, so I could look behind me with ease.
Or I'd take the power to read minds. Then whenever anyone was about to say something, I'd say it first! Now that would freak people out!
2006-07-07 18:35:58 · update #1
i'd fart so mightily that the foul wind would destroy enemy nations
2006-07-07 18:28:11 · answer #1 · answered by joe tunney 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Come on people! Let you imagination go...................!!!!!
I would like to have the ability to give anyone a little electric or a big zap if they are in the process of lying. Like politicians giving a speech. Every time they get a little shifty eyed and say I am going to make sure that you have what you need, I would send out about a 20 bazillion volt quick zap and by the end of the speech I bet their hair would be frizzed out like bozo the clown
Or I would like to magnetic power so I could really mess with the road hogs on the highway. they cut me off and I would take my finger and use it like a pencil and draw them climbing into the sky and running a roller coaster ride in the sky with no track, maybe when i am in a parking lot and a woman with about 15 kids without manners are trying to run a shopping cart down the side of every car in the lot, I could wave my finger and the kids would flip into the carts and do a drag race around the parking lot and when Mom tried to open her door , just scoot the car back alittle till she can't reach it, and little to the left etc. Till she and her brat pack ran screaming from the lot with no intention of ever coming back.
Maybe water hose wonderwoman with the ability to dump 10 gallons of ice cold water anywhere anytime on anyone. That would be the way to win an argument every time or to put out person in a movie that wears a cowboy hat and sits in front of me or makes out with his girlfriend until you just want to scream at them to get a room.
okay imagination empty and on fill her up again with another question of this great magnitude of fun. Thanks
2006-07-08 01:47:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would want a remote control like that new Adam Sandler movie. I would love to be able to pause life long enough to relax, so I can still get everything done in the day. The day is never long enough! And I would love to be able to mute my boss when she is bitching, my daughter when she is whining, etc.
If I couldn't have that, then I would like to be able to snap my fingers and be at my destination, so I don't have to waste time traveling on land. WHO HAS TIME FOR THAT?
2006-07-08 01:29:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd be able to fly.
That way I can jump off buildings and freak people out, then fly away before I hit the ground.
2006-07-08 01:27:20 · answer #4 · answered by x_chasing_safety_x 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would want the ability to puke when ever I wanted so every time someone says or does something really dicked up to me, I would just puke all over them. And as I walk away and they're covered in my barf, I would say "enjoy my meal, and have a bad day!"
2006-07-08 01:37:57 · answer #5 · answered by ♀♥♂☮Trippy Hippie☮♂♥♀ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have the power to open a beer without it spraying even one drop on the steering wheel as I head off to work.
2006-07-08 01:30:43 · answer #6 · answered by ray_good2189 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny?
Ok, I would be Fabrique, able to alter any clothing and turn myself into any articles of clothing! Of course, there would be some problems with this, but it would be fun.
Catch thieves by turning their clothes into litle school girl outfits! They either fall over in shock and embarassment or get caught easily since they'd stand out. If they did more violent crimes, send them to prison in the SAME outfit. They'd be real popular in there!
Get myself smuggled into Osama bin Laden's hideout as some robes or whatever. Change into his outfit. First thing, while he is recording another video, turn into a bikini on him, so his followers are schocked into leaving him. Then, turn into a necktie, and make myself far too small, while he is wearing me.
Go online shopping with my wife, so she can try on things before she buys them, with me turning her outfit into whatever she'd like.
After a romantic evening, as we get ready to go to sleep, turn myself into her lingerie to hold her all night long!
2006-07-09 10:28:41 · answer #7 · answered by But why is the rum always gone? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would like the power to subdue the bad guys by puking up all over them. My superhero name would be the Vomit Comet, and my sidekick would be Barf Boy.
2006-07-08 01:30:09 · answer #8 · answered by Modest intellect 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have powers to fight with my feet and stretch like rubber !
just like the straw hat crew from one piece
2006-07-08 12:32:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would wanna be able to hear what people are sayin even if they are faraway.. And when I am around guys I would wanna have x-ray vision.. lol
2006-07-08 01:28:34 · answer #10 · answered by hottiemgj 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would want the power to make myself and anyone else drunk. i could just point my finger at some random person walking down the street and then watch them start to stumble
2006-07-08 01:28:38 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋