the bus driver go to the first stop and and picks up 3 passengers and drives 12 miles and the next stop picks up 6 passenger the bus driver drives 22 miles comes to next stop and picks up 7 passengers drives another 18 miles ,stops and picks up 10 passengers ..how old the the bus driver?
2006-07-07 20:37:40 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
my age, and i don't reccomend me being the bus driver because i cant concentrate when there's noise that's not being made by me
2006-07-07 20:40:19 · answer #1 · answered by DBSG/SS501_fan 2 · 5⤊ 1⤋
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"
In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.
The man sympathized with her and said, "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."
"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."
"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
2006-07-07 20:42:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
24
2006-07-07 20:44:13 · answer #3 · answered by l_peso 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My age - because, according the the first line of the riddle, I am the bus driver.
2006-07-07 21:13:11 · answer #4 · answered by G. Rex 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Looks like a good place to drop in another Bus Driver joke.
The Hippie & The Nun!
A Hippie was riding on the bus, and was sitting beside a Nun.
He said to the Nun, "I want to make love to you!"
The Nun replied to the Hippie, "I am a Nun, I can not have sex."
Shortly afterwards the Nun got off at her stop.
The Bus Driver calls the Hippie up to the front of the bus and says, "I know how you can make love to that Nun..."
The Hippie asks, "How?"
"Well," said the driver, "Every Tuesday at midnight the Nun goes to the cemetery and prays. If you dressed up in robes and had some glowing stuff on your face you could pretend you were God and demand sex from her."
"Good idea," the Hippie said.
So on the next Tuesday night he gets dressed up in some robes, puts some stuff on his face to make it glow and goes to the cemetery to wait.
Sure enough the Nun showed up just before midnight, kneeled down and started praying to God.
The Hippie steps out in front of the Nun, face glowing, robes moving in the breeze and said, "I'll answer your prayers Sister, but first you have to make love to me."
The Nun is shocked to see God in front of her. She said, "OK, but it must be anal sex as I have to keep my virginity."
"Fine," said the Hippie.
The Nun then kneels down, pulls up her dress and the Hippie does his thing.
When he is done he stands up, whips off his robes and yells, "HA! HA! I am the Hippie!"
Whereas the Nun stands up, whips off her clothes and said, "HA! HA! I am the Bus Driver!"
2006-07-08 21:20:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I am the bus driver, then the bus driver's age would be my age
2006-07-07 20:38:43 · answer #6 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my age is 26 years
2006-07-07 21:24:32 · answer #7 · answered by dancingdoll 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
26 years old
2006-07-07 22:20:11 · answer #8 · answered by Lina F 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The bus driver's age would be my age since I am the driver! :-)
2006-07-07 20:45:35 · answer #9 · answered by Gremlin789 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im thinking either the combined number of miles or the combined number of miles or your or my age.
2006-07-07 20:41:14 · answer #10 · answered by cptnkeyes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well he would be 21
2006-07-07 21:28:42 · answer #11 · answered by big_daddy99_38 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋