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I put a joke last time and peopl seemed to like it so tell what u think of this one

Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a *****."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a *****?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" and he touches her hand.
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a *****."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" and he touches her breast.
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a *****."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" and he takes off her clothes.
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a *****."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" and he sticks his you know what into her you know where.
Priest, after a few minutes: "That's no reason to call him a son of a *****."

2006-07-07 10:00:42 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A *****!!!"

2006-07-07 10:01:18 · update #1

at least some peopl have a sense of humor :)

2006-07-07 10:09:54 · update #2

24 answers

OM*G I've never heard that, and as much as aids isn't funny that was hillarious. It totally rocks.

Plus, like we all didn't laugh at that song in "Team America" .....

Good one ;)

2006-07-07 10:12:53 · answer #1 · answered by mary g 2 · 0 0

i think it's funny.........and to the person/ppl who got their panties in a wad about ti being discriminatory to people who have AIDS......how?.......not only that but now days, most of the people have AIDS because they made foolish choices.....it's no different than making fun of the 80 year old woman with a voice like a bear and an oxygen tank smoking a ciggarette!

2006-07-07 17:35:42 · answer #2 · answered by hot_fat_chik1982 4 · 0 0

Doesn't shine a very good light on Catholic preists does it? not a good joke; not funny; not even interesting; leaves nothing to the imagination...the punch line can be anticipated...

2006-07-07 17:17:56 · answer #3 · answered by Pooks 6 · 0 0

hahahaha... funny ...almost funny as a mexican trying to get across the RIO grande with a floating device.. into AMERICA

2006-07-07 17:24:17 · answer #4 · answered by T[]-[]E Wiggles 1 · 0 0

You didn't quite get a laugh for that one, but I did smile. A little.

2006-07-07 17:18:23 · answer #5 · answered by grey_sky_morning84 5 · 0 0

its funny but ive heard of it before. kinda fits in w/ life since ppl arent taking caution when they have sex.

2006-07-08 17:42:40 · answer #6 · answered by azngirlzda1 2 · 0 0

it is discriminatory towards people who have aids! it is a desease as others! i don't like ya joke

2006-07-07 17:04:50 · answer #7 · answered by coco 2 · 0 0

Heard it before.

2006-07-07 17:03:07 · answer #8 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0 0

Heard it before, cute.

2006-07-07 17:10:19 · answer #9 · answered by Katie Girl 6 · 0 0

funny

2006-07-07 17:18:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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