I put a joke last time and peopl seemed to like it so tell what u think of this one
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a *****."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a *****?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" and he touches her hand.
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a *****."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" and he touches her breast.
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a *****."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" and he takes off her clothes.
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a *****."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" and he sticks his you know what into her you know where.
Priest, after a few minutes: "That's no reason to call him a son of a *****."
2006-07-07
10:00:42
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Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A *****!!!"
2006-07-07
10:01:18 ·
update #1
at least some peopl have a sense of humor :)
2006-07-07
10:09:54 ·
update #2