real ones not some that you think might be funny if someone tried them.
2006-07-07 09:02:45 · 10 answers · asked by idaho gal 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
TRUE STORY:
MY CO-WORKER CALLED IN SICK WITH THE FLU AND THE NEXT DAY HIS FACE WAS FRONT AND CENTER ON THE COVER OF THE NEWSPAPER.
HE WENT TO A YANKEES GAME AND THE PAPER SHOWED HIM CHEERING IN THE STANDS. MY MANAGER JUST HAPPENED TO PICK UP THE PAPER THAT MORNING.
SO BUSTED ......... AND SO FUNNY!!!!
2006-07-07 09:10:39 · answer #1 · answered by urfantasyishere 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You should say in advance, "I have purchased airline tickets starting on the 21st (or whatever)" and that ought to cover it. Or work out with a co-worker to trade one of his/her days off for one of yours. If you start lying, and calling in sick when you are not, no one will believe you when you really are sick (or have problems with the baby, or whatever).
2006-07-07 16:06:57 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My wife cut my penis off and threw it out the window in a vacant lot. I'll be in as soon as the police find it and the doctors reattach it.
2006-07-07 16:10:34 · answer #3 · answered by salesmadman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my mom has died 6 times. it used to be good for about a week untill they started making you bring a copy of the obit.
2006-07-07 18:39:17 · answer #4 · answered by chris l 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I simply stated that I was sick
2006-07-07 16:07:10 · answer #5 · answered by Universe Sista 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I actually had an employee call in and say they had a broken back and would be in tomorrow.
2006-07-07 16:53:39 · answer #6 · answered by scratchwhiplash 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That you're really sick...as in lying in bed, green faced, not being able to work!!!
2006-07-07 16:12:54 · answer #7 · answered by * 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just told the boss I was sick
2006-07-07 16:52:33 · answer #8 · answered by DiamondXxx 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my dog ran away
2006-07-07 16:07:22 · answer #9 · answered by ksgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i cant find my work shoes
2006-07-07 16:12:40 · answer #10 · answered by oakman 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋