Oh, in mine, there was this guy in a black coat, it was night, he was kneeling on one knee on the ground, there was a candle beside him I was like "WTF?", then there was this huuuugee black thing in the air then I was like "holy crap", then the dude in the cloak becan to revolve around the candle, he was floating I was like "Whoa" then it got faster then faster then he disappeared! I was like "WTF" so I got up and ran away then there was an airplane flying I was like "WTF?" then I was floating then there was this bird. I was like wtf a bird? then I took a crap
2006-07-07 09:26:42 · 11 answers · asked by Coffee-Infused Insomniac 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
and a bag of chips
2006-07-07 09:34:45 · answer #1 · answered by Savage 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Having a Bad Day????
In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. on; Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.
The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects
to ward off the evil spirits.
Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.
Having a Bad Day????
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00.
At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers.
A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
Still think you are having a Bad Day????
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle.
Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm two places.
Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
STILL think you're having Bad Day????
Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany.
Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.
The two helpless protesters were trampled to death by the pigs.
What?? STILL having a Bad Day????
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb.
It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on it.
Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
There now, feeling better????
2006-07-09 05:03:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My day was good thank you.
Did you maybe get into something toxic at the Chicken Plucking Factiry?
2006-07-08 23:42:06 · answer #3 · answered by pineapple_34_34 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
EK dum jhakkas bole to bindaas rabcjick kya.....haan smajh gaya na mamoon
2006-07-07 17:02:44 · answer #4 · answered by Assasin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My day wasn't half as fun as yours. Now I'm gonna take a crap.
2006-07-07 16:40:22 · answer #5 · answered by honeycinnebun 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello. - Lol...My day was fine. Thank You.
Have a nice evening. :)
2006-07-07 16:43:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
um yeah I'll have whatever this guys on! LOL
2006-07-07 16:37:23 · answer #7 · answered by sixteensgrl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HI how are you?I'm fine
2006-07-07 21:21:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
geesh, mine wasnt half THAT great... lol
2006-07-11 02:31:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're an idiot.
2006-07-07 16:31:38 · answer #10 · answered by Demolition 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋