Jokes & Riddles - June 2006

*just fun*

2006-06-29 02:39:58 · 10 answers · asked by simply_boring 4

in his shoulder,the bar tenderasks the guy,where did you get him, the parrot says in the jungle.

2006-06-29 02:27:11 · 6 answers · asked by what is the good word? 4

2006-06-29 02:20:15 · 3 answers · asked by mattjamos 1

Two rather nerdy engineering students were walking across campus when
one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday
minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike.
She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and
said, 'Take what you want.'"
The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice. The clothes
probably wouldn't have fit".

2006-06-29 02:19:45 · 9 answers · asked by simply_boring 4

........that when you transport something by CAR, it's called a
SHIPment, but when you transport something by SHIP, it;s called
CARgo ?


*just fun*

2006-06-29 02:17:12 · 6 answers · asked by simply_boring 4

*just fun*

2006-06-29 02:15:33 · 5 answers · asked by simply_boring 4

b as funny as u can ..

2006-06-29 02:13:55 · 11 answers · asked by simply_boring 4

Abc's

Once upon a time there was a kid in the 2nd grade. one day his
teacher told him to say the ABC's by tomorrow, so when he got home
after school he asked his dad what is the first letter of the
alphebet? he said shutup so he goes to his sisters room and shes on
the phone he asks whats the second letter of the alphebet? and she
says uh ha uh ha uh ha. so next he goes into his brothers room whos
watching Batman and asks whats the 3rd letter of the alphebet? he
says dun nun nunu BATMAN! so he goes into the kitchen where his mom
is cooking dinner and he asks whats the 4th letter of the alphebet?
she says my buns are burning, my buns are burning! so then the next
day he goes to school and his teacher asks say the alphebet and he
says shut up. so she says do u want to go to the princapal's office?
he says uh ha uh ha uh ha, so he is in the princapal's office and he
asks who do u theink you are? then he says du nanana BATMAN!

2006-06-29 02:10:26 · 11 answers · asked by simply_boring 4

2006-06-29 01:52:28 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

Fill in the blank.

2006-06-29 00:58:52 · 12 answers · asked by 0000007080 2

Fill in the blank.

2006-06-29 00:55:16 · 6 answers · asked by 0000007080 2

3 guys car breaks down and they hike to a farm house to sleep for the night. The farmer says to them do not sleep with my daughter. The three guys are horny and they each sleep with her that night. The farmer finds out and in the morning he tells the guys to go into is field and pick a lot of your favorite fruit before you leave. The 3 guys go into the field to pick. The 1st one comes back with rasberries. The farmer tells the guy that he knew about him and his daughter and said he is going to shove the rasberries up his butt. He does this and the whole time the guy could not stop laughing. This confusied the farmer it should have been very painful. The 2nd guy then comes back with blueberries. The farmer says the same thing and starts shoving the blueberries up his butt. The 2nd guy also could not stop laughing.
When the farmer was done he asked the 2nd guy what was so funny.
The 2nd guy then replaies " The 3rd guy is picking watermelons."

2006-06-29 00:37:48 · 5 answers · asked by Dr. A, Luc, you 2

2006-06-29 00:34:56 · 4 answers · asked by LongShot™ 6

Complete the sentence.

2006-06-29 00:28:07 · 9 answers · asked by PsychoDad 2

will fear me if i'll whirl my DIAPER around and act as if i am going to throw it on them ??? Is that Evil enough???

Note: I am only SIX months old!!

2006-06-29 00:27:24 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

Complete the sentence.

2006-06-29 00:27:15 · 7 answers · asked by PsychoDad 2

Complete the sentence.

2006-06-29 00:26:30 · 10 answers · asked by PsychoDad 2

Complete the sentence.

2006-06-29 00:25:34 · 19 answers · asked by PsychoDad 2

Complete the sentence.

2006-06-29 00:24:32 · 10 answers · asked by PsychoDad 2

Complete the sentence.

2006-06-29 00:23:46 · 16 answers · asked by PsychoDad 2

he was afraid that he fellow tribes men would steal it and then they would be chief. So he decided to try and sleep on it. But that was too uncomfortable. So he dragged it to his grass hut every night. But there wasn't any room for him to sleep. So he decided to hang it by a rope over his bed. This seemed to really work. One night though there was a terrible storm and the rope snapped and poor Chief Wundungo was killed.
The moral to this story is:
People in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.

2006-06-28 23:59:35 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-28 23:58:50 · 28 answers · asked by Aaron 1

2006-06-28 23:56:23 · 32 answers · asked by Aaron 1

2006-06-28 23:53:45 · 7 answers · asked by sumesh 2

2006-06-28 23:49:25 · 40 answers · asked by Aaron 1

And say's 'Doctor I'm dead'.
The doctor raises an eyebrow and say's 'If your dead what are you doing standing in my surgery?'
'I'm dead doc, honest. I woke up this morning and I knew that I was dead.'
'But you can't be dead' Said the tired Doctor.
'Why not?' asked hte strange chappie,
'Well erm, dead people don't bleed'
'Dead people don't bleed? Is that right?'
'Yes. Too prove it here's my scapel cut yourselve. If your dead you won't bleed.'
So the silly fellow takes the scapel and cuts the palm of his hand. Blood goes everywhere.
'See doc dead people do bleed.'

2006-06-28 23:47:33 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

I am made of flesh, yet I am no beast. I carry many diseases, though I shall not perish. A want and a need, just the same. What am I?

2006-06-28 23:32:42 · 16 answers · asked by ? 2

my english teacher is after my life.she wants me to take part in every debate competition.what do i do?

2006-06-28 23:29:27 · 11 answers · asked by kool tanya 1

2006-06-28 23:26:10 · 12 answers · asked by Ben 1

2006-06-28 23:24:02 · 7 answers · asked by ariesera 3