Complete the sentence.
2006-06-29 00:23:46 · 16 answers · asked by PsychoDad 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
When your beeper goes off, people think you're backing up.
2006-06-29 00:51:05 · answer #1 · answered by dirftwood22 6 · 9⤊ 1⤋
have to use a boomerang to put your belt on
you sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy
NASA plan to use you to plug up the hole in the Ozone layer
you measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm...
small objects orbit you.
you make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.
2006-06-29 07:34:58 · answer #2 · answered by OZoNE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your blood type is Ragu.
you make opera singers look skinny.
you have yor own gravitational force.
when you step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...
you could be the eighth continent.
you show up on radar
2006-06-29 07:31:32 · answer #3 · answered by Grace 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...when you take a walk at night, you cause a full eclipse of the moon
...you leave footprints in dry concrete
...there's a huge hole in your bathroom where your scale used to be
2006-06-29 07:28:19 · answer #4 · answered by Cowboy Cartoonist 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that when you became a firemen and tried saving a three yr old he yelled " back off fatso! I'll save myself, you'd probaly squish me anyway"
2006-06-29 07:42:29 · answer #5 · answered by jabbie1993 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because u eat food full of fat
2006-06-29 07:28:08 · answer #6 · answered by fazi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you sit around the house,you sit AROUND the house
2006-06-29 07:27:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That i need to give you a pat with my bat before you sit on my cat!!!!!
2006-06-29 07:35:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that the back of you neck looks a packge of hotdogs
2006-06-29 07:27:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you walk like a rat
2006-06-29 07:26:59 · answer #10 · answered by amit_nh_rh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋