And say's 'Doctor I'm dead'.
The doctor raises an eyebrow and say's 'If your dead what are you doing standing in my surgery?'
'I'm dead doc, honest. I woke up this morning and I knew that I was dead.'
'But you can't be dead' Said the tired Doctor.
'Why not?' asked hte strange chappie,
'Well erm, dead people don't bleed'
'Dead people don't bleed? Is that right?'
'Yes. Too prove it here's my scapel cut yourselve. If your dead you won't bleed.'
So the silly fellow takes the scapel and cuts the palm of his hand. Blood goes everywhere.
'See doc dead people do bleed.'
2006-06-28 23:47:33 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good!
2006-06-28 23:51:23 · answer #1 · answered by Sitting Still 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The chap was flat out dumb(in the joke), but the joke was okay on my list maybe a 3 out of 5.
2006-06-28 23:59:32 · answer #2 · answered by jabbie1993 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
id give that a 2/10 for the joke and a 10/10 for you trying
2006-06-29 01:41:04 · answer #3 · answered by IrishLassie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The reverend talks in his sermon about how "life is like a plate of chicken soup"
Much speculations goes on about this after mass and finally one of the congregation goes to the reverend and asks him "reverend, why is life like a plate of chicken soup? We have been discussing in at great lengths, but we are not wise enough to see the truth in the statement."
The reverend looks at him for a couple of seconds and then says "okay okay okay: Life is NOT like a plate of chicken soup."
The end.
2006-06-28 23:51:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Kentucky farmer and a girl are having sex in a barn.
The girl says: "D'you know anythang 'bout birth control?"
The farmer replies: "Hot dang, Arleen! D'you think you'd be here if I did?"
2006-06-28 23:51:34 · answer #5 · answered by doctordonuthin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not worth the effort
2006-06-28 23:51:01 · answer #6 · answered by wombat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure what this is, but next time tell it to the pre school kids.
2006-06-29 01:24:59 · answer #7 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lame!
2006-06-28 23:54:42 · answer #8 · answered by gypsygirl272004 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You seem to have mincategorised this under "Jokes and Riddles".
2006-06-28 23:57:30 · answer #9 · answered by Lick_My_Toad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry to say this but i didn't even smile.
2006-06-28 23:51:12 · answer #10 · answered by alloy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋