Two rather nerdy engineering students were walking across campus when
one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday
minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike.
She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and
said, 'Take what you want.'"
The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice. The clothes
probably wouldn't have fit".
2006-06-29 02:19:45 · 9 answers · asked by simply_boring 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
how about this one.
The coroner had called upon Bubba's two friends to come identify his burned body. He told them he knew of no one else to call since they were bubba's best friends and were inseparable.
At first they weren't able to tell because the body was burned beyond recognition. Then they remembered that Bubba had a very distinguishing appendage. They asked the coroner to turn him over. They looked at his backside and were relieved. "Well, Doc, this isn't Bubba, cause everyone knew Bubba had 2 asses."
"What do mean he had to 2 asses?"
"Well everytime we went out, everyone said, there comes Bubba and his 2 asses."
2006-06-29 02:32:51 · answer #1 · answered by xxxx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-06-29 03:08:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bubba died in a hearth and his physique replaced into burned enormously badly. The morgue needed somebody to discover the physique, so as that they despatched for his 2 terrific friends, Daryl and Gomer. the three men had continually completed each and every thing together. Daryl arrived first, and whilst the mortician pulled back the sheet, Daryl mentioned, Yup, his face is wiped out enormously undesirable. You greater proper roll him over. The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl mentioned, Nope, aint Bubba. The mortician theory that replaced into extremely unusual. Then he delivered Gomer in to discover the physique. Gomer took a glance on the physique and mentioned, Yup, hes enormously lots wiped out. Roll him over. The mortician rolled him over and Gomer mentioned, No, it aint Bubba. The mortician asked, how are you able to tell? Gomer mentioned, nicely, Bubba had 2 assholes. What? He had 2 assholes? mentioned the mortician. Yup, all and sundry knew he had 2 assholes. every time we went to city, human beings could say, right here comes Bubba with them 2 assholes.
2016-10-31 22:04:07 · answer #3 · answered by harib 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I Luv it!
http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/
2006-06-29 02:22:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol 9/10
2006-06-29 02:30:57 · answer #5 · answered by hottie4eva153 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA
2006-06-29 02:59:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It wasn't dirty but it was funny
2006-06-29 02:41:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha! really funny
2006-06-29 02:45:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok that was cute.....better than most on here
2006-06-29 02:35:39 · answer #9 · answered by socalsonja 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋