b as funny as u can ..
2006-06-29 02:13:55 · 11 answers · asked by simply_boring 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HELP!!
there's a lock on my door!!
I have no idea what it's for
there are no keys here in my mind
and all I do is try to find
a way out of this holding cell
maybe I am stuck in hell??
oh wait, there is a ray of light!
I wish I may, I wish I might...
know what this lock is on my door
what does it do? what is it for?
to keep me in, or keep you out?
hey in there!!! I shout and shout
slowly I hear an answer clear
it's not a lock!!
it is a mirror!!!
2006-06-29 02:24:10 · answer #1 · answered by drgn grl 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
To keep the doors lock when u don't want anyone seeing what u r up 2!
2006-06-29 02:21:25 · answer #2 · answered by Trish 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have been asking myself the same question for a long time, along with "why are there buckles on this straight jacket?" and "when are the men in clean white coats coming back with my pills?"...just some of the things i think about when i am bashing my head into my padded walls........
2006-06-29 02:27:15 · answer #3 · answered by I Have Questions 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so that i dont come over uninvited.
i mean seriously, just me.
also so that they door would rest more easily at night, instead of hanging off the 3 hinges.
2006-06-29 02:17:23 · answer #4 · answered by crispychicken 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So you can keep me out on the first Wednesday of every month. Also, don't forget all those cruel, violent, insane hamsters out there....
2006-06-29 02:41:36 · answer #5 · answered by Harvey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to block thives and bad people and keep u safe and make sure evry thing under ur controled
2006-06-29 02:16:23 · answer #6 · answered by magooda3 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm.. to keep nauthy kids away from their parents when mom and dad wants to have some privacy ;)
2006-06-29 02:17:17 · answer #7 · answered by VeronicaB 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to keep the boogie monster outta your house.....Cookie monster sneaks in once in awhile, so that causes for dead bolts! LOL
2006-06-29 02:17:24 · answer #8 · answered by Stars-Moon-Sun 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to keep you secured and keep your privacy.
2006-06-29 02:18:10 · answer #9 · answered by lepactodeloupes 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to prevent mommy and daddy seeing you and i get it on!! avatar porn!!!
2006-06-29 02:17:07 · answer #10 · answered by The Prince of Laos 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋