a joke ... joke..?

Question

Abc's

Once upon a time there was a kid in the 2nd grade. one day his
teacher told him to say the ABC's by tomorrow, so when he got home
after school he asked his dad what is the first letter of the
alphebet? he said shutup so he goes to his sisters room and shes on
the phone he asks whats the second letter of the alphebet? and she
says uh ha uh ha uh ha. so next he goes into his brothers room whos
watching Batman and asks whats the 3rd letter of the alphebet? he
says dun nun nunu BATMAN! so he goes into the kitchen where his mom
is cooking dinner and he asks whats the 4th letter of the alphebet?
she says my buns are burning, my buns are burning! so then the next
day he goes to school and his teacher asks say the alphebet and he
says shut up. so she says do u want to go to the princapal's office?
he says uh ha uh ha uh ha, so he is in the princapal's office and he
asks who do u theink you are? then he says du nanana BATMAN!

and the
princapal pattals his behind, and the kids screams my buns are
burning my buns are burning!

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Answer 1

Okay..here's the really good one which I guarantee you will laugh on:

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night

and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a

big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that

after dinner, she would like to go out and make love

for the first time.

* * * * * * * * *

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex

before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get

some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and

the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and

sex.

* * * * * * * * *

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many

condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family

pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he

thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

* * * * * * * * *

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents

house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm

so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

* * * * * * * * *

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table

where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly

offers to say grace and bows his head.

* * * * * * * * *

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,

with his head down.

* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

* * * * * * * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the

girlfriend leans over and whispers to the

boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

* * * * * * * *

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your

father was a pharmacist."

Answer 2

Bad Joke

Answer 3

Hey! I love this joke. I used to tell it in first and second grade to all friends (15 or so years ago). In fact, it was the first long joke I ever memorized.

I think I got it from my cousin.

Answer 4

hahahahaha....although I've heard this kind of joke in diff. forms its still very funny.

Answer 5

OMG thats funny!!!

Answer 6

good joke what's the question?

Answer 7

hahahaha! **** 4 stars!

Answer 8

Tis interesting, .....BUT old stuff

Answer 9

oh man that's bad ;)

Answer 10

is that the best you can do?