Jokes & Riddles - June 2006

You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front
of her kids.

2006-06-07 07:57:02 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

2006-06-07 07:48:30 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.

2006-06-07 07:47:10 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months:
I don't like to interrupt her.

2006-06-07 07:46:20 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

2006-06-07 07:45:17 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

2006-06-07 07:44:12 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-07 07:42:33 · 17 answers · asked by sammy 3

2 free points

10 for the best answer...I will give 10 free points at 1:35 tomorrow (Central)

2006-06-07 07:30:37 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-07 07:16:26 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

But now i know who controls the gay page.....

2006-06-07 07:15:08 · 12 answers · asked by Hot panties 2

chill ppl

2006-06-07 06:56:49 · 21 answers · asked by dea_ro7 3

Pls. all u 2 pointers can go dig some place else.

2006-06-07 06:47:04 · 6 answers · asked by king_aragorn_the_great 3

2006-06-07 06:43:10 · 23 answers · asked by sammy 3

best answer wins and it has to be funnyt

2006-06-07 06:39:47 · 14 answers · asked by turbo3052002 2

• What is the difference between a chicken and a baby?
Chicken is the result of a sitting hen while the baby is the result of standing cock.

• Two prostitutes were talking:
We're in the best business in the world
Why's that then?
Well, we've got it, we sell it, and we've STILL got it!

• One guy asks the other: Hey, have you ever been to bed with an ugly woman?
The second guy says: No, but I've woken up with plenty

• A policeman arrested a prostitute in the Hospital area & asked for her profession.
Prostitute: I'm a social engineer.
Policeman: What do u do?
Prostitute: I build & destroy erections

• Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?
A: A computer doesn't laugh at a 3½ inch floppy.

• A Kiwi farmer was counting his sheeps: "205, 206, 207, hello darling, 209, 210...."

• When a man of 60 marries a girl of 21, it's like buying a book for someone else to read.

• The definition of an optimist is a woman who loads up the CD changer before making love.

• A French n a Brit gynecologists were chatting. French: Just last week there was this woman, her cliotris was like a melon.
Brit: That's a lie, she wouldn't be able to walk if it was.
French: You Brits always talk about size; I was talking about the taste.

• Condom to whisper: Bloody every month u stop my business for one week.
Whisper: If u make a mistake I lose my business for 9 months.

2006-06-07 06:32:50 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-07 06:19:56 · 20 answers · asked by smilesfromred 5

ok try to ges what i'm thinking!

2006-06-07 06:10:49 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-07 06:03:45 · 10 answers · asked by plzanswer 2

My bestfriend, myself, and another close friend are have a pajama party (boyfrinds included) we want want to play truth or dare with a little twist "double dare" for dares that would include your partner. We needs questions/dares for all three (truth, dare, and double dare) thanks in advance for all help

2006-06-07 05:58:26 · 3 answers · asked by Snyce 1

2006-06-07 05:48:11 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

don't be boring and stupid!

2006-06-07 05:43:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-07 05:41:58 · 10 answers · asked by Ms Fortune 7

first one got this one got 10!

2006-06-07 05:40:29 · 11 answers · asked by LetMEtell&AskYOU 5

Do only di*khead's pick holes in poples spelling......

2006-06-07 05:39:01 · 16 answers · asked by Joe King 4

2006-06-07 05:31:34 · 5 answers · asked by ? 6

which is 66 minutes after 6....on 6/6/06...I changed My name to Damien for the remaiinder of the night. I also wrote "666" as the date on My check, not in the normal format.

I sat outside and waited for something to happen...of course, I was naked since I figured I wouldn't need clothes when I was taken to Heaven. The only thing that happened was a few people walking by and looking at Me and gasping. I feel a little betrayed.

After midnight, I changed My name back...and put on some clothes. Amazingly, this morning...a guy named Jesus showed up to cut My grass...he said his truck broke down the day before (on 6/6/06) and said it was a terrible thing that happened.

Coincidence???....hmmmmm

2006-06-07 05:28:28 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-07 05:20:47 · 22 answers · asked by kalai s 1

I got busy last night and forgot to watch the news...did the world end like it was supposed to?

2006-06-07 05:06:09 · 21 answers · asked by smilesfromred 5

i smoke about 25 cigarettes per day..
tried to stop them..but really cant..
i got a breathing attack once..Dr.said not to even touch them..but i hide and smoke.
i know smoking kills..but if i dont smoke - its absence Kills.
What should i do ??

( i did this Q here bcz..i know many people like to answer here..and i'll get lots of suggestions..)

2006-06-07 04:49:35 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

Arnold Schwarzeneger has a big one, the Pope has one but doesn't use it, and Madonna doesn't have one at all. What is it?!!

2006-06-07 04:49:26 · 10 answers · asked by smarteepants 3