which is 66 minutes after 6....on 6/6/06...I changed My name to Damien for the remaiinder of the night. I also wrote "666" as the date on My check, not in the normal format.
I sat outside and waited for something to happen...of course, I was naked since I figured I wouldn't need clothes when I was taken to Heaven. The only thing that happened was a few people walking by and looking at Me and gasping. I feel a little betrayed.
After midnight, I changed My name back...and put on some clothes. Amazingly, this morning...a guy named Jesus showed up to cut My grass...he said his truck broke down the day before (on 6/6/06) and said it was a terrible thing that happened.
Coincidence???....hmmmmm
2006-06-07 05:28:28 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
heh....hamster??...I WISH!!...more like a seahorse...
2006-06-07 05:35:31 · update #1
geez..I am so sorry...No that guy cutting your grass is an imposter...like the Santa Claus at the mall..he is just a helper.
I am the angel from heaven that was sent to get you last night. Unfortunatley traffic was hell on the highway to heaven yesterday so there was a major traffic jam. Sorry I am a little late...but better late than never right.
Anyhow..if you would kindly get naked again I am ready to take you to heaven now :-)
2006-06-07 06:00:39 · answer #1 · answered by smilesfromred 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I awaken interior the PM universal. i bypass to mattress at 4-6 AM and that i awaken around 4 PM often times it would desire to be 2 PM yet that hardly ever takes place. Getting a number of sleep is solid for you.
2016-10-30 08:50:45 · answer #2 · answered by sturms 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope I fixed the guys truck, but next time wear some shorts no need in showing everyone that your hung like a hamster
cheers
2006-06-07 05:33:40 · answer #3 · answered by james b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.....u really crack me up...and it's only 10am in the morning...ok, so far you story is the most interesting and original one i've heard concerning 6/6/06.
And, yeah, my advice is to keep a cclose eye on that "Jesus" guy.
2006-06-07 15:22:38 · answer #4 · answered by chilli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6/6/06 was just like Y2K, a big disappointment, cool story though.
2006-06-07 06:16:12 · answer #5 · answered by Points whore 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think not. You better keep an eye on the guy mowing your lawn he could be an impostor. Also don't let him near small children or animals.
2006-06-07 05:34:46 · answer #6 · answered by Jack B Nimble 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
R u smoking Banana leaves again.
2006-06-07 07:24:14 · answer #7 · answered by zaazzy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 points weirdo,but original
2006-06-07 05:33:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Interesting, very interesting.
2006-06-07 05:41:49 · answer #9 · answered by Still a Sexy Momma 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rich go back to work please son and have a great day sir
2006-06-07 05:33:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋