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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

2006-06-07 07:48:30 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

18 answers

thats right

2006-06-07 07:52:02 · answer #1 · answered by good guy 4 · 1 0

funny, man but once you let in a dog it will shut up and stay with you but if you don't let your wife in the house then she will call the police or kick you out of the house

2006-06-07 09:00:45 · answer #2 · answered by DJ ABK 3 · 0 0

No you let your wife in first cause unless you are in to animal love you might want some intercourse later.

2006-06-07 07:51:50 · answer #3 · answered by smurfy11226 2 · 0 0

I'd let in my wife. She can do things the dog can't...

2006-06-07 07:50:20 · answer #4 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0 0

If it is a female dog, then you are dealing with two bitches.

2006-06-07 07:51:06 · answer #5 · answered by Zippy 3 · 0 0

that i have to use again
sorry about the earlier criticisms
u r funnier than i thought

2006-06-07 07:51:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Whatever.

2006-06-07 07:51:54 · answer #7 · answered by iamknives64 5 · 0 0

You got these off of Soompi.com didn't you?

2006-06-07 07:50:16 · answer #8 · answered by poLar0!d 1 · 0 0

ha-ha-ha...and I'm a wife!!

2006-06-07 07:51:34 · answer #9 · answered by altruistic 6 · 0 0

that's a funny one. lol

2006-06-07 07:51:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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