hi friends,just for laugh?

Question

• What is the difference between a chicken and a baby?
Chicken is the result of a sitting hen while the baby is the result of standing cock.

• Two prostitutes were talking:
We're in the best business in the world
Why's that then?
Well, we've got it, we sell it, and we've STILL got it!

• One guy asks the other: Hey, have you ever been to bed with an ugly woman?
The second guy says: No, but I've woken up with plenty

• A policeman arrested a prostitute in the Hospital area & asked for her profession.
Prostitute: I'm a social engineer.
Policeman: What do u do?
Prostitute: I build & destroy erections

• Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?
A: A computer doesn't laugh at a 3½ inch floppy.

• A Kiwi farmer was counting his sheeps: "205, 206, 207, hello darling, 209, 210...."

• When a man of 60 marries a girl of 21, it's like buying a book for someone else to read.

• The definition of an optimist is a woman who loads up the CD changer before making love.

• A French n a Brit gynecologists were chatting. French: Just last week there was this woman, her cliotris was like a melon.
Brit: That's a lie, she wouldn't be able to walk if it was.
French: You Brits always talk about size; I was talking about the taste.

• Condom to whisper: Bloody every month u stop my business for one week.
Whisper: If u make a mistake I lose my business for 9 months.

Answer 1

10+1=lol! funny ;)

Answer 2

I notice most of the jokes have a d#&k vein running through them, nor literally of course, but that means some have a common bent theme , oops there i go again, i need to erect better sentences!

Answer 3

Some are funny, lol

Answer 4

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Answer 5

borrrrrrrrrrinnnnnnnnniggggggggg

Answer 6

ZZZzzzzz...........

Answer 7

funny!!!

Answer 8

SNORE!!!

Answer 9

toooooo long im not reading that crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .......lol..........haha......still not reading it!