This isn't new but it makes me laugh.
You may not know this but many non-living things have a gender
1) Ziploc Bags are male because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
2) Copiers are female because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It’s an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
3) A tire is male because it goes bald and it’s often over-inflated.
4) A hot air balloon is male because to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there’s the hot air part.
5) Sponges are female because they’re soft, squeezable and retain water.
6) A web page is female because it’s always getting hit on.
7) A subway is male because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
8) A hammer is male because it hasn’t changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it’s handy to have around.
9) A remote control is female . Ha! You thought it’d be male, didn’t you? But consider this — it gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost without it, and while he doesn’t always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!
2007-09-25
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