This isn't new but it makes me laugh.
You may not know this but many non-living things have a gender
1) Ziploc Bags are male because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
2) Copiers are female because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It’s an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
3) A tire is male because it goes bald and it’s often over-inflated.
4) A hot air balloon is male because to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there’s the hot air part.
5) Sponges are female because they’re soft, squeezable and retain water.
6) A web page is female because it’s always getting hit on.
7) A subway is male because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
8) A hammer is male because it hasn’t changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it’s handy to have around.
9) A remote control is female . Ha! You thought it’d be male, didn’t you? But consider this — it gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost without it, and while he doesn’t always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!
2007-09-25 00:11:43 · 21 answers · asked by Oregon 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehe esp liked the last one!
2007-09-25 00:15:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-09 19:41:20 · answer #2 · answered by liptak 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no offense, but it didn't even make me chuckle. these jokes are, erm, confusing:
3) A tire is male because it goes bald and it’s often over-inflated.
4) A hot air balloon is male because to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there’s the hot air part.
5) Sponges are female because they’re soft, squeezable and retain water.
the jokes kinda sucked...seriously.
2007-09-25 00:17:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋
That one was new to me
and I love it!
*throws you a star*
(thanks to answering this question, I have now recieved over 1000 points which means "bring on Level 3!!!!" :-)
2007-09-25 02:16:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it have a star
2007-09-25 00:38:13 · answer #5 · answered by Kinkerbell 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha here's a star to the one that doesn't get it um your a dork!
2007-09-25 03:28:51 · answer #6 · answered by ღKrissyღ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love em have a star
i heard them for the first time though
2007-09-25 00:25:41 · answer #7 · answered by blackcat XIII 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it ha ha. Well worth a star!
2007-09-25 00:15:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This stuff is classic,im going to print it and paste it on the notice board at my collage!!!you rock.post more if you have!!!
Ps:if you have a lady,show her you posted this,I bet you'l get some.....LOL.cheers
2007-09-25 13:48:09 · answer #9 · answered by Monkey2 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funnyy.!
Its Cleverr Tooo.! (=
2007-09-25 00:16:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋