All categories - 22 April 2007

2007-04-22 18:36:10 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Languages

I am posting for a job internally where I work and one of the job qualifications listed is a "sense of humor". It goes on to say something like, "if you don't like to laugh, you won't like it in such-in-such group". The rest of the qualifications are serious in nature and I guess they thought they would throw this in for fun...I don't know. Either way, I can't leave that section blank and I'm looking for a way to respond to this that doesn't sound too goofy, but also lets them know that I do have a fun side. Can anyone help me with a decent response to what I consider to be an odd thing to put on a job qualification list? Thanks!

2007-04-22 18:35:51 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Careers & Employment

2007-04-22 18:35:31 · 30 answers · asked by Stan the man 7 in Polls & Surveys

but the cold would drain your battery? when i went skiing, my batteries were dead in less than 24 hours and i wasn't using it.

2007-04-22 18:35:31 · 5 answers · asked by aznangelbaby23 2 in Other - Electronics

i didn't go anywhere today...(nothing to do... :( LOL! ) so I guess I didn't polute the air with my car...

2007-04-22 18:35:23 · 9 answers · asked by kristina43 5 in Earth Day

I do NOT answer a troll's question since that feeds their hate. I simply report the question. I also report any of their hate-filled answers that I run across.

I took the suggestion of the member named "HRC.ORG" and made a form response almost identical to HRC.ORG's original to put into the details portion of the reporting page. Here is what I copy and paste into that spot:

My reason for reporting this user is the offensive, abusive, and hate-filled language used, violating Yahoo!Answers community guidelines.

It directly violates the following “don’t’s”:

#6: Harass, threaten, insult, or behave belligerently towards others.

#7: Post racist, incendiary, or otherwise objectionable content.

I would like this question/answer removed.

I also request that you specifically list sexual orientation in #7 to make it clearer that gay-bashing is not tolerated.

2007-04-22 18:35:17 · 11 answers · asked by inactive account 4 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

2007-04-22 18:35:09 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-22 18:34:22 · 16 answers · asked by GleN 6 in Polls & Surveys

ok well my nipple(right one)is red and it burns and stings really bad whats wronge is it serious??

2007-04-22 18:34:00 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

2007-04-22 18:33:56 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Zoology

Here's the story. I have a stepson that graduated high school last year. He talked about going to a presitgious private university. We told him he needed to get his loans, financial aid, scholarships, grants all figured out before he left. He could have gone to the same calibur university here or the local community college here but he insisted on going near Chicago. My husband haphazardly told him if he insisted on this college he would have to pay for it because it's a LOT cheaper back home. He blew the loans time and time again and then came home at xmas and didn't mention anything about money. He went back to school in february and called his dad (my husband obviously) and said he needed 10,000 or they were going to kick him out of school. At this time he also said he was declined for a loan and lied about the reasoning. My husband sent him 10,000 and didn't tell me. I found a receipt on the table a month later that showed the transfer. I was upset that my husband didn't

2007-04-22 18:33:39 · 4 answers · asked by squealy68 3 in Marriage & Divorce

This concept just seem wrong to me, but I could be wrong, let me know if I'm misunderstood. thanks.

Hell is enternal suffering, yet god is allmighty and has the power to stop it. Even if he hates them why wouldn't he save them? Hell is forever, basically no one deseves to be torchered for even a year.

2007-04-22 18:33:39 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

why do they push christianity so hard even though they contradict themselves. i mean even with something as basic as the ten commandments they break it being christian. God said i am the ONE true God thou shalt not have any before me. i mean i know they try to say its a trinity and they are all one but that just doesnt make sense. when God said from the beginning I am the ONE true God. doesnt that kinda contradict the trinity?

2007-04-22 18:33:37 · 26 answers · asked by DaSdEn 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-04-22 18:33:15 · 12 answers · asked by kami 1 in Diet & Fitness

2007-04-22 18:33:15 · 12 answers · asked by tandita 2 in Singles & Dating

2007-04-22 18:33:13 · 12 answers · asked by Chris K 1 in Alternative Medicine

I know that there had to be some reason for the change in construction

2007-04-22 18:33:07 · 2 answers · asked by me 4 in History

2007-04-22 18:32:56 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Skin & Body

What are some really good rockabilly or greaser bands? I absolutely love The Smiths, which is kinda (Keyword: KINDA) like rockabilly band. Please feel free to throw out any bands that are in that cool 50's (Or 60's or whenever this kinda music was around) theme!!!!

2007-04-22 18:32:49 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Help Please ,
I am a 30 yr old woman with Multiple Scoleosis . I am having suicidal thoughts I feel very alone , With my disease at the moment I cant walk , cant drive I cant even play with my kids , or wipe my own backside with out help , My husband left me last year when I got really sick , and my boyfriend that I was trulely in love with passed away on jan 28th 2007 I feel like I have no one to lean on I sit here alone my daughter is at her grandfathers place since I am incapable of taking care of her . I know that when one commits suicide they dont go to heaven but I dont want to feel so alone , and so helpless I dont go anywhere I dont do anything I dont have any friends , counselors just dont listen I am on meds for depression it doesnt help I dont know what to do please help me and please for my sake no rude comments please
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2007-04-22 18:32:40 · 55 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Health

2007-04-22 18:32:28 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Well i just bought a lexus is250 and im going to community college do you guys think ppl will scratch it or something im scared to take it...and plus im going to los angeles city college or east la...plz i need ur opinion!!!!!!

2007-04-22 18:32:23 · 3 answers · asked by Arlen323 2 in Other - Cars & Transportation

Islam says the Angels are created from light and they obey God perfectly. They are by nature unable to ever disobey the Lord.

Islam says the Jinns are created from Fire and they have choice to obey or disobey God. If they obey God then they are even higher in status to the Angels since a creation that has choice is higher than a creation that has no choice.

Islam says that a Jinn worshipped so perfectly that he became leader of the Angels. His name was Azazeel. He surpassed all in heaven since he had choice and he chose to worship and obey God.

When God created man and blew his spirit into Adam everyone in the heavens were told to bow down to him. Everyone obeyed except ONE. The Jinn who out of Pride was now to be cursed and punished.

He (Now named Shaitan/Iblis) asked God to give him respite (and the ability to whisper into the hearts of mankind) till the day of Judgement and he swore that he would take Adam and all his descendants into hellfire with him out of revenge.

Shaitan (satan) whispered into the hearts of Adam and Eve and they slipped. Then God taught them how to repent and then the Lord FORGAVE them. But the Lord decreed that Mankind and the Jinns would be put on the earth for a short time and every single human would be tested.The test is to recognize that God is one with no partners (1st Commandment) and then voluntarily submit to his commandments. If upon committing mistakes they sincerely repent and come back to Gods commandments then God would forgive them, give them more Strength to ward off evil and raise them in ranks and piety.

God declared that all who follow the whispering of Satan (and the Jinns who join him) and die in a condition of disbelief will be punished in hellfire while all those who follow the guidance sent down through the Messengers and Prophets and die in a state of obedience would be returned to the Paradise by the MERCY of God.

Islam says that every sin CAN be forgiven in the **Hereafter (after death)** EXCEPT ONE. The Cardinal sin, the breaking of the FIRST COMMANDMENT……. God is one and he has no partners, he begets not nor is he begotten and there is none like unto him.



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2007-04-22 18:32:02 · 13 answers · asked by Mithrianity 3 in Religion & Spirituality

I have a 05 chevy silverado work truck edition. I put 22 on it and I also lowered the back to make it level. Now it rides so ruff that I barely want to drive it. Can anyone please give me some advise on how to make the ride smoother without removing any of the features I just described, any help would be appreciated

2007-04-22 18:32:01 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

i just read a question obout this it cant be true can it

2007-04-22 18:31:57 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Civic Participation

I like something that involves community health/community welfare/community work ( like helping the poor etc) and something that involves field work - not a desk Job. What kind of Degree should I look into and what kind of Career options do I have. I basically have a strong desire to help people make their lives better. Should I consider a joint degree in Public health and something else?

Thanks in advance

2007-04-22 18:31:43 · 2 answers · asked by sapphire_wisdom 1 in Careers & Employment

I want to get the four card suits (heart, diamond, club, spade) on the top/side of my foot, each shape only being about a square cm.

2007-04-22 18:31:29 · 8 answers · asked by verycrazykimberly 2 in Tattoos

Im bored now! I guess im off to bed..

Night.

Will you say goodnight to me?

2007-04-22 18:31:21 · 14 answers · asked by The Con 5 in Polls & Surveys

Why is it that whenever a new technology is created, someone has to try to find a way to make a weapon out of it?

2007-04-22 18:30:43 · 13 answers · asked by snowangel_az 4 in Sociology

i dont use red nail polish, i dont smoke never have, im pretty sure i dont have liver problems cus i dont drink much, i dont eat tht many carrots and im overall, a healthy person. i use either a light pink or a light beige colour almost all the time and just last week i started noticing my nails turn a little yellow, i didnt think much of it and just painted ontop.but this week, my nails became even yellower! i guess its not that bad, but im hoping i can stop it before it becomes even worse! ne ideas/advice? and no silly answers please! thank you!

2007-04-22 18:30:31 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Beauty & Style