All categories - 12 April 2007

The Bakery Called, Fatty

The bakery called -- they want their rolls back!


Two blondes are walking down the road when one says ''Look at that dog with one eye!''
The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says ''Where?''



What do Christmas trees and priests have in common?

Both of their balls are just for decoration.

2007-04-12 11:26:27 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I cannot find anywhere my son can park his large truck whwn he comes thru here to see me for a day and 1/2. I am disabled and cannot go get him from far away where he might find parking. Does anyone know if he could park the very nice truck anywhere in Plano area. I don't get to see him very much because of this problem. Would large Church parking lot consider this or just anyone that can help?

2007-04-12 11:26:26 · 1 answers · asked by carlene r 1 in Other - Cars & Transportation

The term affray doesn't sound serious enough for someone that attacks another, and has a weapon they obviously have taken with them for the purpose of hurting or the least frightening them.

2007-04-12 11:26:22 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law Enforcement & Police

Why are Active duty Army units deployed so often and for such a longer duration?
It has just been announced that all active duty Army units in Iraq and future units will spend 15 months in theater to allow redeploying units 12 months at their home station.
Why weren't Soldiers and their families notified before the media?
And why is it just the Army?
Marines still do 7 months and the Navy and Air Force only have a limited number of troops actually on the ground in Iraq.
It seems to me that the Army may not be able to retain it's active duty troop level much longer, while the Navy and Air Force may become more popular destinations for prospective enlistees.

2007-04-12 11:26:13 · 7 answers · asked by johnny c. 3 in Military

2007-04-12 11:25:46 · 21 answers · asked by Caribbean Belle 6 in Polls & Surveys

I lost the keys to my 2000 Mercury Mountaineer. We purchased and had keys reprogrammed. Locksmith said he cleared the system and not to use the old key if we found it or it would put the car in THEFT mode. Well, we found the key and the key fob. Can we use the keyfob without the car going into theft mode?... What is theft mode anyway?

2007-04-12 11:25:44 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cars & Transportation

Converse Sells these Xtra High Tops online. Does anyopne know a store that sells them so I can see them and try them on, first?

2007-04-12 11:25:26 · 3 answers · asked by Katie 3 in Fashion & Accessories

I have this question for science and I can't figure it out.

2007-04-12 11:25:24 · 8 answers · asked by isabee500 2 in Earth Sciences & Geology

I have that sexy guy that I dance with him every week at club. We dance very sexually and I really enjoy it. He know where to touch me and arouses pleasure and I want to return this favour. Where, how can I touch him the way I turned him on same way he does with me? Does men like women to touch their chests? do they enjoy it when women grab their ****? I need a serious answer from a smart guy.

2007-04-12 11:25:10 · 8 answers · asked by Laila 1 in Singles & Dating

So while I was in the hallway today, some friends of my ex walked up and said that another girl that I have never met wants to go out with me. How should I approach the situation, should I ask my ex? ask her to point the other girl out?

2007-04-12 11:25:10 · 7 answers · asked by blackbeltarp 2 in Singles & Dating

The Secret of Speed

Plane: How do you fly so fast?

Rocket: You'll know when your a-s is on fire!



Dolly Parton's Kids

Q: How can you find Dolly Parton's kids in a crowd?
A: They're the ones with the stretchmarks on their lips.



Sex Relatively Speaking

"Dad," asked son, "What's that shriveled up old thing on Grandma?"
Dad replied ''That's Grandpa!"

2007-04-12 11:24:52 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-12 11:24:44 · 16 answers · asked by ? 2 in Religion & Spirituality

Should politely turn him down? Should I make them stop seeing each other?

2007-04-12 11:24:43 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

What does kadian show up as on a drug screen, does it show as the same thing as most pain medicine? I know most of them show up as opiates and I was wondering does it show up as the same or different?

2007-04-12 11:24:41 · 4 answers · asked by klfhdf 2 in Pain & Pain Management

2007-04-12 11:24:29 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

i have my private pilots license and when iam flying the plane in turbulence i dont get motion sickness but if iam in the back seat i do tend to get it. is this normal and should i still pursue being an airline pilot

2007-04-12 11:24:21 · 10 answers · asked by amos 2 in Aircraft

Randy Newman had a song out several years ago entitled "Short People". I'm short, therefore I was offended by it. Don't give me this crap about what he was "trying" to say about the absurdity of any type of prejudice.
Let's change the words....Don't want no Black people around here. Or....Don't want no Gay people around here. Or....Don't want no Mexicans around here.

He says:
"They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello"

What if he said,
"They got five black fingers
And five black toes
They play basketball
Them nappy headed ho's"?

Do ya see what I'm saying?
If we're going to scream and cry every single time someone says something offensive and start suing people and getting all this attention, then I want in on it too.
So, on this public forum, I demand that Randy Newman apologize to me.
Who's with me?

2007-04-12 11:24:15 · 7 answers · asked by sidekick 2 in Polls & Surveys

From Adam to Jesus Christ accounted for?

If not, how do you say that the earth is only 10,000 years old??

As far as i know it doesnt, but I never tried to really keep track of all those names

2007-04-12 11:24:14 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

The question is why do you think you shud be considered for this scholarship... wat else can i tell them other from i need the money and it will help me?

2007-04-12 11:23:50 · 5 answers · asked by curious123 1 in Financial Aid

I have 25$ riding on this arguement. It's just to unbelievable.

2007-04-12 11:23:36 · 2 answers · asked by "HOOSIER" 1 in Weather

If so are you having trouble accessing your email at the moment too?

2007-04-12 11:23:31 · 1 answers · asked by Matt 3 in Internet

2007-04-12 11:23:22 · 3 answers · asked by oneduke99 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

1-freedom of press 2-search and seizure 3- habeas corpus 4-freedom of religion

2007-04-12 11:23:10 · 4 answers · asked by toya 1 in History

I'm thinking about putin multi colo LED lights under my car but i need to be able to drive it in the rain is that okay if they get wet.

2007-04-12 11:23:09 · 14 answers · asked by Trever F 1 in Other - Cars & Transportation

i did not want it they sent me the card and a statement, i have not even activated the card do i still have to pay the min. on the card.

2007-04-12 11:22:36 · 7 answers · asked by I love dooneys 6 in Credit

My red ear slider lives in a tank with my fish. hes been in there since he was a baby so the fish are like family and he doesn't bite them. He been in the tank all his life and doesn't walk on land. could this cause a problem for my turtle?

2007-04-12 11:22:34 · 4 answers · asked by <x unknown x> 1 in Reptiles

2007-04-12 11:22:31 · 3 answers · asked by ? 1 in Chevrolet

2007-04-12 11:22:26 · 6 answers · asked by Katiecat 5 in Chemistry

3y+-5x+15
-y=-3x+9
I rearrange them
3y+5x=15
-y+3x=9
i times the bottom one by 3 and got
-3y+9x=27
i add the 2 equnation and got
16x=42
x=2.63
i plug in 2.63 into one the of the equation i reaanged
3y+5(2.63 )=15 and got

3y+13.15=15
minus 13.15 form both sides and got
3y=1.85
divide by three and got
.6166666666666 ( i round up to .617)
is this one right?

2007-04-12 11:22:22 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

maybe about the role of sequels, making crappy movies, why people make movies, etc.

2007-04-12 11:22:18 · 7 answers · asked by filmaddict24 2 in Movies