All categories - 12 April 2007

I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display with a sign saying: "Newly translated from the original French: 37 mating positions."
Noticing that the books were already wrapped in plain brown paper, I just hadda buy one.
Once safely at home I opened it, out of sight of my wife, and found that I had just purchased an expensive book about Chess.

2007-04-12 23:59:49 · 8 answers · asked by ari-pup 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-12 23:59:27 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mythology & Folklore

2007-04-12 23:59:15 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-12 23:59:14 · 6 answers · asked by barnaby_362003 3 in Skin Conditions

I think that if we lived only to say 50 years old max, then we wouldn't be running around committing crime, doing bad things for self profit, hurting the ones we "are supposed to love"...like family.

I, myself, like my cats more than most of the adults in my family cause they don't have affairs, get caught, and then end up living on your sofa for a year!!! (Although I forget to clean the litter box thats next to the sofa on purpose-lol). I know my pets only have so much time so I tend to treat them better.

We only regret not spending time with relatives only after they die, and take them for granted while they are alive, assuming they'll be around till they are 100, so it's okay if I tell them "I wish you were dead!!!" every once and a while.

Also cheating, adultery, and any other type of "greener grass on the other side" type of behavior.

2007-04-12 23:58:56 · 1 answers · asked by cpc26ca 1 in Other - Society & Culture

2007-04-12 23:57:59 · 14 answers · asked by jc 2 in Polls & Surveys

I only have one. And what about you?

2007-04-12 23:57:57 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in South Africa

2007-04-12 23:57:40 · 3 answers · asked by rockangel_2194 1 in Olympics

2007-04-12 23:57:39 · 22 answers · asked by Smurf 7 in Polls & Surveys

Boils, Sores

2007-04-12 23:57:07 · 6 answers · asked by Bridget L 1 in Other - Health

2007-04-12 23:56:46 · 25 answers · asked by dorombozo 1 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

isn't what's on the inside that counts the most!?

2007-04-12 23:56:41 · 28 answers · asked by ~*~MRD~*~ 1 in Other - Cultures & Groups

I bought AMD Sempron 2800 AM2 Processor and MSI K9VGM-V Motherboard. Will AMD Sempron 2800 AM2 Processor support with MSI K9VGM-V motherboard properly ?

Need help regarding this matter.

Thank You

2007-04-12 23:56:07 · 5 answers · asked by Naushad A 1 in Desktops

2007-04-12 23:56:01 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Weather

did you eat with your hands?

2007-04-12 23:55:59 · 14 answers · asked by latymer_crown 6 in Polls & Surveys

If So,Wheres your Coffee Mug?

2007-04-12 23:55:57 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-12 23:55:50 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Languages

2007-04-12 23:55:46 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Paranormal Phenomena

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days." I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "...And where do you think you're going?"
She replied, "Home, I can't work in the dark."

2007-04-12 23:55:40 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-12 23:55:29 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Evaluate

4(a-2)2 when a=7

2007-04-12 23:55:17 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

Met a guy around 3 years ago, we were like best friends as well as lovers. He 28, me 23. He wasn’t too sure about having any commitments at that stage in his life. He messed me about in the process with broken promises due to his inability to commit. He said he wasn’t in the frame of mind for a relationship with any1 right now as he is isn’t sure about having commitments as he wants to focus on his career, other activites & just wants some space from relationships. So I gave him 1 last chance to tell me exactly what he wants as I have an opportunity to start seeing some1 else? And he still said that we should be friends as I deserve the best & he cant give that to me right now. If he were to be with someone it would be me but he isn’t looking for a relationship at the moment, so I told him that there was no going back after this.
He still tried to be friends by callin me every week or so to see how I was.Obviously just so that he could still have a chance when he is ready “!

2007-04-12 23:55:13 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Thanks.

2007-04-12 23:55:13 · 5 answers · asked by Chris35 2 in Video & Online Games

one of the exercises suggest strenghtning your fingers by hitting them on earth, then wood progressively hitting more harder surfaces.

the attacks involves "ripping" peoples faces, body parts, muscles...apparently through training they can grab your triceps and "rip" it off...and they can also "rip" your face off.

2007-04-12 23:55:09 · 6 answers · asked by eddies_online_interests 3 in Martial Arts

light socket, would i get electrocuted?

2007-04-12 23:55:08 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

give me 5 of your hatred songs that you never want to hear.

2007-04-12 23:54:54 · 10 answers · asked by zoey 2 in Polls & Surveys

This question asked to me one interview. I didn't see any curved text box other websites. only square type only i used. If any one used pls clear my doubt how to do it, is it possible?? Thanks

2007-04-12 23:54:52 · 1 answers · asked by alamelu_dilli 2 in Programming & Design

That just makes you smile when you see them around?
Ya know like a lickle kid, sitting on a swing feet swaying, avoiding eye contact but checking all the time to see if there looking??? lol. xx

Who is it, he/she? Go 'wan be brave... its the weekend soon enough, plenty of time to drink to forget the madness!!!

2007-04-12 23:54:13 · 35 answers · asked by Whatever. 3 in Polls & Surveys