The Secret of Speed
Plane: How do you fly so fast?
Rocket: You'll know when your a-s is on fire!
Dolly Parton's Kids
Q: How can you find Dolly Parton's kids in a crowd?
A: They're the ones with the stretchmarks on their lips.
Sex Relatively Speaking
"Dad," asked son, "What's that shriveled up old thing on Grandma?"
Dad replied ''That's Grandpa!"
2007-04-12 11:24:52 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice 1's
Tink xxx
2007-04-12 14:11:20 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
like em girl 8/10
2007-04-13 02:09:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
>>>Sex Relatively Speaking <<<
Being from West Virginia,,, What do you call the after sex damp spot in the bed in W.V.?
Relatively Humidity !
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What does Granny have between her boobs that Mom doesn't?
A bellybutton!
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2007-04-12 11:37:11 · answer #3 · answered by sniffels323 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quickies are best. Especially as there's no relationship analysis afterwards.
2007-04-12 11:29:09 · answer #4 · answered by Finbarr D 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Tasteless but funny! Very funny!
2007-04-12 11:29:04 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha love the shriveled little thing...reminds me of my grandparents
2007-04-12 11:33:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny! i needed a laugh
2007-04-12 11:40:31 · answer #7 · answered by sweetcherrypie_♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats grandpa
2007-04-12 11:31:15 · answer #8 · answered by Gina B 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
All of those were great! They made me smile!
2007-04-12 11:28:05 · answer #9 · answered by ladyP 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dolly Parton is really funny thanks lol
2007-04-12 11:31:52 · answer #10 · answered by lacldc 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋