Four older ladies are sitting around playing bridge.
The 1st lady says, "You know girls, I have known you all a long
time and there is something I must get off my chest. I am a
kleptomaniac. But, don't worry, I have never stolen from you and I
never will; we have been friends for too long."
The 2nd lady says, "Well, since we are having true confessions
here let me tell u all, I am a Nymphomaniac. But don't worry, I have never made a play for your husbands and never will; we have been friends for too long."
"Well," says the3rd lady, "I, too, must confess something. I am a
Lesbian. But do not worry, I will not bother you. You are not my
type"
The 4th lady stands up, says, "I have a confession to make also. I
am an uncontrollable gossip, and I have some phone calls to make!"
2006-09-30
23:38:10
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