Four older ladies are sitting around playing bridge.
The 1st lady says, "You know girls, I have known you all a long
time and there is something I must get off my chest. I am a
kleptomaniac. But, don't worry, I have never stolen from you and I
never will; we have been friends for too long."
The 2nd lady says, "Well, since we are having true confessions
here let me tell u all, I am a Nymphomaniac. But don't worry, I have never made a play for your husbands and never will; we have been friends for too long."
"Well," says the3rd lady, "I, too, must confess something. I am a
Lesbian. But do not worry, I will not bother you. You are not my
type"
The 4th lady stands up, says, "I have a confession to make also. I
am an uncontrollable gossip, and I have some phone calls to make!"
2006-09-30 23:38:10 · 25 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good-one....to tell my grandma!!!
2006-10-01 02:11:05 · answer #1 · answered by budlowsbro420 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From 1-10
10
Very Funny
2006-09-30 23:47:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the 1st upward push up comedian became into Samson-he delivered the homestead down. The call of the Bob Jones college bowling group-The Holy Rollers i've got not got any others-you do understand putting this accessible invites derision from the nonbelievers? for my area, i don't care-they rag on us no count if we communicate or not.
2016-10-15 09:48:20 · answer #3 · answered by durrett 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6 out of 10. Not bad.
2006-10-01 00:18:30 · answer #4 · answered by malcy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEE HEE Thats funny. 5 out of 10
2006-09-30 23:45:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats very very funny ill give it 99.9 out of 100!
2006-09-30 23:58:10 · answer #6 · answered by Brandon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good , i give it a 7. I have a joke open too.. if ya want.
2006-10-01 00:14:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I cant rate yet but will be able to soon... if I could I would give you the thumbs up.... take care
2006-09-30 23:41:23 · answer #8 · answered by different_tastes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha...That Just sucked for all of them.
lol there goes there secrets hahahahaaaa
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2006-10-01 22:44:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I give it a 9. LOL.
This reminds me of one of my sisters, who is an inveterate gossip! LOL.
2006-10-02 12:23:46 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Moral . BRIDGE helps you to cross and be cross.
I rate this as GRAND SLAM
2006-10-01 00:22:24 · answer #11 · answered by subra m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋