The man is told by the doctor to sit down for some bad news.
"You're very ill", says the doc. "Your illness is so rare, we've had to give it a name. G.A.S.H.".
"GASH?", the man says.
"Yes. It a sort of mixture of Gonorhea, Aids, Syphilis, and Herpes. Very rare"
"What are you going to do about it", the man asks.
"We're going to put you in a private room at the hospital, while we conduct more tests", the doc says. "Meanwhile we'll be feeding you with ryvita biscuits and cheese slices"
"Will this cure me"? said the man, hopefully.
"No", says the doc. "But it's all we can squeeze under the door"!!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-30
23:47:23
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