The man is told by the doctor to sit down for some bad news.
"You're very ill", says the doc. "Your illness is so rare, we've had to give it a name. G.A.S.H.".
"GASH?", the man says.
"Yes. It a sort of mixture of Gonorhea, Aids, Syphilis, and Herpes. Very rare"
"What are you going to do about it", the man asks.
"We're going to put you in a private room at the hospital, while we conduct more tests", the doc says. "Meanwhile we'll be feeding you with ryvita biscuits and cheese slices"
"Will this cure me"? said the man, hopefully.
"No", says the doc. "But it's all we can squeeze under the door"!!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-30 23:47:23 · 11 answers · asked by robert120513 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny Robert, now if you'd like to throw another 10 points my way. I would be very grateful sir. Thankyou.
2006-09-30 23:52:03 · answer #1 · answered by Moorglademover 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny hehe
2006-10-01 07:01:24 · answer #2 · answered by Brandon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL - yeah that is the only cure left out
2006-10-01 06:54:05 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, hit the spot!
2006-10-01 11:18:16 · answer #4 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL very good
2006-10-01 07:15:16 · answer #5 · answered by Nyla 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2006-10-01 07:18:00 · answer #6 · answered by LEO 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good lol
2006-10-01 06:49:33 · answer #7 · answered by helen34 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bleh
2006-10-01 06:49:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent :)
2006-10-01 06:48:15 · answer #9 · answered by gerbiltamer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, it is not a cure.
2006-10-01 06:49:25 · answer #10 · answered by brwnidjkmo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋