All categories - 3 August 2006

A fly was flying above the river


A fish said if that fly drops 5 inches i will jump and catch it


A bear said if that fly drops 5 inches and the fish jumps i will catch the fish.


A hunter said if that fly drops 5 inches and the fish jumps,and the bear catches the fish i will shoot the bear.


A cat said if that fly drops 5 inches and the fish jumps and the bear catches it,and the hunter goes to shoot the bear-i will steal the sardines from his sandwiches.


suddenly the fly drops 5 inches


the bear catches the fish


the hunter lifts his gun


the cat rushes forward to steal the sardines,but slips and falls into the river.


the moral to this story is-


If a fly drops 5 inches


A PUSSY is going to get awfully wet.

2006-08-03 19:14:29 · 14 answers · asked by Ron~N 5 in Jokes & Riddles

What is considered the first talking picture ever made.

2006-08-03 19:14:17 · 4 answers · asked by qantasmile 2 in Movies

I i just bought two t-shirts and they are way too hot and stiff.

does anybody know a way BESIDES WASHING THEM to soften them up and make them seem older?

I don't want them to be worn out, just softer.

Thanks

2006-08-03 19:14:14 · 3 answers · asked by beneluxer 2 in Fashion & Accessories

I have depression and I never seem to get it under control. I take meds and some weeks I feel great, but if anything in my life gets disrupted, the depression kicks in and doesn't seem to go away for a few weeks. Will this be an on going problem or can I ever live a normal life?

2006-08-03 19:14:10 · 8 answers · asked by kitty angel 1 in Mental Health

2006-08-03 19:14:08 · 32 answers · asked by Natural and Spiritual 2 in Religion & Spirituality

I have never taken them and I heard that you can take them but they wont start working for a week.

2006-08-03 19:14:02 · 5 answers · asked by Sandy 1 in Women's Health

Besides eating carrots, cause that takes too long. my eyesight is bad and I'm only 11. Help?

2006-08-03 19:13:52 · 6 answers · asked by donehere 3 in Other - Health

just wondering just type somethng ... easy points

2006-08-03 19:13:48 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends

2006-08-03 19:13:45 · 7 answers · asked by sweat31516 3 in Television

funniest answer gets 10 points:]

2006-08-03 19:13:36 · 11 answers · asked by fashionistaqt 3 in Adolescent

2006-08-03 19:13:34 · 9 answers · asked by love5jab 2 in Comics & Animation

Israeli refusal to end its occupation according to the UN 242 resolution and Israel want to keep Palestinian and Lebaness land that was never part of Israel.
For the last 56 years the Palestinian Refugees are living in a United Nation Refugee Camps waiting for UN to implement the UN Security Council resolutions.

For the last 56 years Israel conducts collective punishment and state terror against the Palestinian Refugees.
See what real Jews say about it:http://www.nkusa.org
www.jewsaginstzionism.com FOR GOD SO LOVES THE JEWS THAT HE DIDN'T MAKE ALL JEWS ZIONIST

2006-08-03 19:13:08 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Higher Education (University +)

2006-08-03 19:12:55 · 38 answers · asked by Jesus's Disciple 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-08-03 19:12:52 · 14 answers · asked by francis j 1 in Other - Society & Culture

"Today is the most important date of my life"
Why?

2006-08-03 19:12:51 · 18 answers · asked by Royal Flush 4 in Other - Society & Culture

I am sending my kids to school for the first time as a mom. i am not a new mom but i gave custody to my ex hubby and now i have custody back. My kids are in 1 and 3 grade. ( don't give me **** i did this for all the men who never get there kids, no I feel men have just as many rights as a female when it comes to the best for the child, he had a damn good job and my kids had everyhting they could possible NEED not want NEED) is there any advice I need to know I feel I am jumping in blind. actually i am sacred out of my mind.
ps i am not a druggy, dope head or anything else i just feel men have rights just like women

please help a mother who wants to give her kids the best.

2006-08-03 19:12:47 · 8 answers · asked by Brandy 2 in Parenting

2006-08-03 19:12:37 · 1 answers · asked by ozzygreen11 2 in Philosophy

Im a 29 yr old SF thinking about moving to Boston suburbs.
I dont have to be too close to the city, half an hour by mass transit would be okay.
I do want a safe, upscale town that offers good shopping nearby.
I dont want to rent and would like to buy small home for myself.
What towns best fit my criteria ?
Thanks !

2006-08-03 19:12:32 · 7 answers · asked by Leea 1 in Boston

Rushed? Annoyed. Tired? What do you think?

2006-08-03 19:12:32 · 7 answers · asked by sierramac11 2 in Air Travel

2006-08-03 19:12:28 · 16 answers · asked by Buzz Lightyear 1 in Astronomy & Space

I heard Virginia and Texas works the best.

2006-08-03 19:12:16 · 13 answers · asked by freezy 2 in Other - Education

stil decided 2 live in together if they lost love / majic with one another? is it because of the kids? but i think its not best 4 the child grow up in a family that her parents already out of love.. or its just that love's not really lost.. its just became platonic??? is that really possible???

2006-08-03 19:12:00 · 10 answers · asked by D_I_V_I_N_E 1 in Marriage & Divorce

first of all i would like to know if any one aside from me thinks that dc is so out of names that they cant find good ones(and havent for like 10 years)here are two examples...bounce boy and elongated man who thought of those names?!!!?

also many could be offended by this but am i the only person who tink spiderman is a bit whiney?i mean he has saved the city,world,and universe several times and he still thinks his powers are a curse!!!!

and amazingly enough this is not a rant
what are your favorite superhero ,villain,superheroine,villainess for marvel adn then list yours for dc.

this is just a whimso nothing to harsh :( *pout*

2006-08-03 19:11:53 · 6 answers · asked by Spazboy 2 in Comics & Animation

2006-08-03 19:11:53 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - News & Events

2006-08-03 19:11:49 · 12 answers · asked by bliss 1 in Other - Entertainment

my doctor is putting me on chlomid finally!! i was diagnosed with pcos a couple of years ago and have been trying to get pregnant for years. i am currently on 2000mgs of metphormin a day and i now will be taking chlomid with it. does anyone know the sucess rate or can anyone tell me if it worked for them and how long of being on it befor getting pregnant? any info would be helpful and oh so appreciated!

2006-08-03 19:11:36 · 2 answers · asked by Amber A 1 in Women's Health

Remember when the US had a war on drugs and now you can't buy drugs anymore,will the US be as succesful this time round.

2006-08-03 19:11:30 · 13 answers · asked by rusalka 3 in Current Events

2006-08-03 19:11:26 · 12 answers · asked by browngirl 1 in Other - United Kingdom