Here it is, the true mysteries of the universe, the questions that will drive you mad if you think about them too much.
Can phone sex be concidered oral sex?
If a prostitute stuffs her bra, can you sue her for false advertisement?
Wooden tit be funny if an @ss steroid hit uranus?
Why do we fight wars in the name of a bible that says not to fight?
Why do weapons of mass destruction look just like weapons of @ss destruction?
Why is it sane for a religion to run around yelling about an invisible man watching them, yet if an individual does the same, he's crazy?
Why does everybody worry about not having enough gas when there are plenty of mexican resteraunts?
If you spin an Asian around in a chair, will he become dis-oriented?
If I buy weed killer, could I be charged with growing weed at home?
If I eat lots of cereal, wouldn't that make me a cereal killer?
And lastly, the biggest brain buster of them all, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
2006-08-03
19:07:51
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tuner1981
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