No Illegal Immigrant Left Behind
In light of the struggles and challenges faced by illegal immigrants the President through the Department of Labor is announcing a new plan to empower illegal immigrants towards success in their new homeland. The Presidents initiative “No Illegal Immigrant Left Behind” will provide be an estimated 20,000,000 illegal immigrants everything they need to be successful in America and become millions of “points of light”. The “No Illegal Immigrant Left Behind” program will consist of the following.
•A system of immigration full of fraud and abuse that through its beaurocratic inefficiencies and incompetence allows millions of illegal immigrants to easily sneak into the United States. As an added bonus deserving immigrants with skills that could benefit the American economy and that follow the law will be buried in paperwork and denied legal entry for years.
•Once in the US illegal immigrants will easily be able to obtain false documents that allow them to work, enroll their children in school, own and transfer real and personal property, vote, receive public assistance and obtain discounted or free medical care.
•Incentives will be provided to employers to hire illegal immigrants. Employers will be allowed to ignore immigration laws, disregard employment verification checks, pay less than prevailing wages and provide absolutely no benefits to illegal immigrants.
•Children of illegal immigrants will be provided free k12 educations and cannot be held back or required to learn English. College tuition will be the in state rate and tuition assistance programs must be made available to them.
•Illegal Immigrants will not be required to pay taxes as many employers prefer to pay wages “under the table” and “in cash.” Additionally “out of country” tax free transfers of money can be sent home as often as you like without government interference. Note: This privilege is specifically not available to US citizens as it is considered tax evasion or money laundering.
•Illegal immigrants will not be required to register for the selective service (draft) system as American citizens are required to do.
These and many other benefits await you in America. Vienen los amigos a América
George W. Bush
2006-08-03
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I just needed a good laugh and thought I would share it. If congress or the president proposed such a law do you think it would pass? If you answered no, how did it get that way?
2006-08-03
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YES. the kingdom of heaven suffereth violence and the violent take it by force. - Jesus Christ. They are not using active force, my ancestors did in 1680s and my white great great grand came down from Minnesota to Virginia thereby risking ability to sire me, in an effort to kill white people to free black people.I do not owe folks and could make a case to the opposite if it weren't for Jesus outdoing everybody. " The first shall be last and the last shall be first "...HE said that too.Good enough for me. Isaiah said we'd kill each other to free the captives. God's people have always preferred to live in a constitutional republic.. like the USA. That is what this is you know.A democracy (none has ever existed) would at best oppress the minorities, where the republic says not we are not going to vote on whether to treat this minority badly..We insist to do right, the law says so, and King Jesus empowers us to love the unworthy " yet while we were yet sinners, Jesus died for the ungodly ".and" we love Him because HE first loved us." In this republic, the law, not a majority, rules, and Jesus reigns.
2006-08-08 20:23:36
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answered by Anonymous
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i am from England an in Britain with have a huge problem with the immigration system i am not against immigration but i do believe it is a two way st and the host country should in some way benefit from giving these 0people refuge which sadly is not the case at the moment which is increasing the racial hatred directed at refugees. but at the other side of the coin in Cyprus where i reside at the moment refugees have no rights the only jobs they are allowed yes allowed to do is farming for the men an domestic housework for the women i currently have a surgeon mopping my floors i kid you not its very hard to find a happy medium .
2006-08-10 02:25:37
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answered by toni ann l 1
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HOW DO YOU LIKE BUSH NOW? I don't know if that's his plan but Conservatives are mad as hell that he signed the North American Union.
This opens up our borders with Canada and Mexico. Take the illegal immigrant population now and multiply that by 1.000.000
This Conservative magazine that I read claims Bush sold America out. He actually signed into writing a deal that eliminates America.
By 2010 we will be known as the North American Union. Terrorists have a free reign to travel in and out of America at will.
Bush has gone mad, they need to get this nutcase out of office now. If you want to read this Republican Conservative article then click on this link. But I warn you, you won't like what you read. http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=14965
2006-08-04 02:33:17
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answered by Anonymous
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you know if you would spend more time backing the man in the white house instead of picking him a part the country would be a better place do you remember your history the great melting pot well do you it is all of us blacks and whites and anyone else working together to make our USA great now if you can not handle this get out and do not come back you dumb jerk Mr Bush is a great man have you ever tried to speak to a person who knows no english well have you i have and it is very hard so get off your high horse and back your man in the white house and help us make this country great and keep it that way and if you can do better you run for office and guess what do not ask me for a vote i do not vote for those who act like this
2006-08-04 02:20:05
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answered by michael_roberts95 2
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I knew it, I knew you were a closet comedian. It's about time you came out, LMAO. I can hear Bush in my head, singing to the Shadows; "I'M Your Puppet, ooo-ooo, I'm, your puppet". Hanging by strings dancing around the oval office, lol. It's interesting to me that a certain someone on here can see so clearly that we're headed for "globalization", that illegals will be the least of our problems yet this someone supports this insane movement to grant amnesty. And this someone thinks we don't get it. There's not going to be any "if" about it if people don't stand together against their big agenda. We need ALL our people if we're going to knock this crap out of our White House and save our own lives.
2006-08-04 08:21:51
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answered by warriorbabe 2
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I guess he didn't want the Senators and Congressmen to have all the fun. So he wrote this.
I wonder why he didn't attach a Porsche to go with everything else. They need a car.
2006-08-04 02:32:56
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answered by *** The Earth has Hadenough*** 7
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Wow a conservative who supports illegals?
In case you didn't know, this all smacks of globalism....I think this govt. plans is to form a state with Mexico and Canada.....
I don't know why Americans don't see this, its so obvious....If this ever happens, the illegal will be the least of our problems...
2006-08-04 02:13:14
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answered by Anonymous
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yes it sucks i would give more here but i am laughing to hard the million points of light has me choked up
2006-08-04 02:20:11
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answered by hayleylov 6
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I love it! You wrote the program for the Pres, didn't you?
2006-08-04 02:20:29
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answered by Daisy 6
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You haven't seen the presidents plan LOL!
and all your drivel is booring.
2006-08-04 02:13:12
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answered by Anonymous
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