What is your most embarassing story?

Question

funniest answer gets 10 points:]

Answer 1

when i was 12 i was at church i had to use the bathroom when i got there i started my period for the first time and yelled oh **** really load and my preacher stopped in mid sentence when i came back he asked me what happened i said nothing why do you ask he said well you had white pants on now they're pink

Answer 2

When I was in the 4th grade me and my friends were wanting to try out for the talent show.So the music teacher asked us if we could do our thing we were doing for the talent show now (by the way it was the Electric Slide and I didn't know how to do it and my bro was supposed to teach me).Anyway,We got up to do it and I told my friends I didn't know it so they said just follow what we do so I tryed and I didn't do good AT ALL!!!So near the end of the dance I fell flat on my face in my crush's lap with my mouth open on his fly.It looked like I was giving him a B L O W J O B.How embarresing!!!!!!

Answer 3

My wife was sitting at our bed as we were about to make love. I had been feeling a little sick all day and didn't feel like it but whatever it takes to make her happy (can't say I didn't enjoy it :P) anyway, we started up and after about ten minutes I was about to orgasm when I got dizzy, vomitted on her, and then ended up peeing... never been more embarassed in my life.

Answer 4

when i was in boot camp...well really MOS school...we were finally able to have our cell phones with us....so i was calling my wife like crazy well one night i was in the room alone talking to my wife..it had been seven weeks since i had last seen her or done anything sexual....anyways her and i were having a little "fun" on the phone if you know what i mean....but what i didnt' know was that my roommate and a few of our buddies had put a mic in the room...(FYI: we were always pulling pranks on each other).....well i had my wife on speaker so not only could they hear me they could also hear my wife....after a while in the room i walked out to a crowd of men just looking at me and laughing...if that wasn't embarrassing enough...later that night in the reck room they played the recording back..it was awful...i was really mad at the time i mean even though it was on the phone it was my wife on the other line...you know..but now we can look back and laugh.. about it

Answer 5

i was in 5th grade and all the 5th grades had to sing song tongether and there were alot of 5th graders and there wasnt enough seats so we all had to squeeze each other and i was sitting at the edge and the kept pushing me, and i fell to the floor and i hit my head on the wall and the audience started laughing and no teacher asked if i was okay or not!!

Answer 6

well this is my embarassinn as well as funny moment. i was in 6th grade then. sometimes we all would use to pretend as teachers, that is, we would sometimes correct the rough notebooks of our friends n sign our names n all that stuff. well one day (that day i had caught a very severe cold) i too was checking my friend's rough notebook n on the last page i wrote some remark n returned the notebook back to my friend. after a while, she handed back her notebook to me n told me to read it. i read something she had written just beneath my remark. it was something funny. i burst out laughing n so did my friend sitting beside me n ones sitting behind me. since i had caught a cold n since i was laughing , my yucky sticky mucus split on the notebook. i immediately closed the notebook becoz the teacher had noticed us laughing n was demanding an explanation. when nobody spoke, she told all my friends to stand but i was spared. later when the bell went, all my friends crowded around me n they opened the notebook. n there was my mucus all splattered on the center page! all laughed sooo much! even now, when its been 5 years since it happened, everybody remembers it n they still tease me a lot! n it still makes me laugh.

Answer 7

At this school thing we had to perform a dance and it included loose fitting pants. I was in a rush in the morning and forgot to put on anything underneath. Then when it was my turn to dance I accidentally stepped on one of the legs of the pants and they just dropped down, right in front of everybody. I could've killed myself...

Answer 8

i was in 8th grade and i liked this girl i had for 3rd period math well one day i put my balls to the wall as the song goes and i got her phone number so in that mean time i was already going through puverty and all that stuff so all the weird things happen in puverty so i called her the same day and we were talking and all of a sudden my voice starts squeeking and its weird for me when i get nervous i get diahrrea as dumb as it sounds so i got a squeeky voice and a shart going on and i thank my wise choice of not going to her house instead...

Answer 9

Hmm.. Well in 2nd Grade i was a weird child and i didn't like wearing underwear! you can't blame me... it was more comfortable.. anyway my mom knew that i went to school with no undies on, so she stops by the store on the way to my school to by some! i didn't know... but my mom walked in, in the middle of story time WITH the underwear in her hand... IN PLAIN SIGHT! the whole class saw! I was so embarrassed! and i was only in 2nd grade!

Answer 10

i was a freshmen in high school and all the hot guys hung out in the front of the school by the steps and to go to my next class i have to go down the steps right by the hot guys well one day i was checking out one of the guys and my friends were talking to me and i turned to answer one of there questions and i missed a step a rolled down the steps right at there feet and they a ll stared at me till i left and after that day when they see me coming down the steps they all move and say WHATCH OUT!