A fly was flying above the river
A fish said if that fly drops 5 inches i will jump and catch it
A bear said if that fly drops 5 inches and the fish jumps i will catch the fish.
A hunter said if that fly drops 5 inches and the fish jumps,and the bear catches the fish i will shoot the bear.
A cat said if that fly drops 5 inches and the fish jumps and the bear catches it,and the hunter goes to shoot the bear-i will steal the sardines from his sandwiches.
suddenly the fly drops 5 inches
the bear catches the fish
the hunter lifts his gun
the cat rushes forward to steal the sardines,but slips and falls into the river.
the moral to this story is-
If a fly drops 5 inches
A PUSSY is going to get awfully wet.
2006-08-03 19:14:29 · 14 answers · asked by Ron~N 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The word they blocked out at the end was(pussy)
2006-08-03 19:49:34 · update #1
lets try-pusy
2006-08-03 19:50:52 · update #2
God one.
I love it when people don't get the obvious.
2006-08-03 19:23:33 · answer #1 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Fly as in zipper for pants people! Haha, wow you have a gift for telling jokes man! Keep on telling them! Your a comedic genius!
2006-08-04 02:25:02 · answer #2 · answered by Arthur 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cat
hahaha
2006-08-04 02:19:56 · answer #3 · answered by Haynaku 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not so much a question as it seems like a joke bout a cat called something other getting wet for a meal. interesting question it it's kept as such.
2006-08-04 02:20:17 · answer #4 · answered by rich g 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gud joke but u have wasted ur 5 points buddy
2006-08-04 02:26:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the cat will get wet
2006-08-04 02:23:04 · answer #6 · answered by getit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-08-04 02:18:41 · answer #7 · answered by Shawna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmaorotf lol :-p but then again its always better wet lol
2006-08-04 02:21:17 · answer #8 · answered by mo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-08-04 02:19:37 · answer #9 · answered by bigbob33 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!! thats funny!
2006-08-04 02:21:13 · answer #10 · answered by schwartztyler 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋