As profound as these?
I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered.
But I was not pleased to read the description in the
catalogue: "no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall".
(Eleanor Roosevelt)
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning
and a good ending and having the two as close together
as possible. (George Burns)
Santa Claus has the right idea -- visit people only once a
year. (Victor Borge)
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a
misprint. (Mark Twain)
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty
scarce. (Mark Twain)
My wife is a sex object -- every time I ask for sex, she
objects. (Les Dawson)
By all means marry: If you get a good wife, you'll become
happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
(Socrates)
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
(Groucho Marx)
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