As profound as these?
I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered.
But I was not pleased to read the description in the
catalogue: "no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall".
(Eleanor Roosevelt)
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning
and a good ending and having the two as close together
as possible. (George Burns)
Santa Claus has the right idea -- visit people only once a
year. (Victor Borge)
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a
misprint. (Mark Twain)
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty
scarce. (Mark Twain)
My wife is a sex object -- every time I ask for sex, she
objects. (Les Dawson)
By all means marry: If you get a good wife, you'll become
happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
(Socrates)
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
(Groucho Marx)
2007-09-24
15:03:31
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For Fritz, I don't have a bacon quote, but this should be good enough for you because you are being used as a role model:
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.
(Jilly Cooper)
2007-09-24
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update #1
some of my answers here:
Q. the difference bet self esteem & self confidence?
"Self esteem is when you know exactly how much you're worth. Self confidence is when you don't give a damn how much you're worth."
Q. foreigner afraid of the food in manila?
"Some people bring home tales of adventure, others of inconvenience."
Not as profound maybe, but me own work
2007-09-24 17:59:27
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answered by bitoy 5
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on the same time as we've been approximately 19 or so, my considerable different had a buddy who had leukemia. Leaving the well being middle after our very very final pass to with this alluring woman, I remarked that she became remarkably even-tempered and at peace with herself. My considerable different idly mused that it did look very a lot so, and puzzled, "How does a guy or woman make herself 'waiting to die'?" I spoke lower back: "a guy or woman is in a position to die on the same time as she has lived long adequate." After a pause, my considerable different known at me and reported, "gray, it extremely is the two the stupidest ingredient you have ever reported, or the main important remarkable assessment of the human undertaking I even have ever heard." That replace has achieved greater desirable effective than the different to tell the path of my existence, a seek for to discover no remember if i'm stupid or remarkable.
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Being ignoramus is a crime to oneself. Ignorance is different from innocence.
2007-09-24 20:30:50
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answered by Makisig 3
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"Beware of woman, they are far more dangerous than men"
"Curiosity is one of the most constant and permanent characteristic of a vigorous intellent."
"Wit beyong measure is a man's greatest treasure"
2007-09-24 17:46:06
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answered by Phoenix 4
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the true test of a charming person is not on how often one changes a partner but on how long one can maintain a relationship.. (my own)
2007-09-24 15:21:48
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answered by 36 6
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my friend complained to me that her husband belly is big, i told her just to think of it like this
" that the beer belly is just a fuel tank for their sex"
2007-09-24 15:11:57
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answered by Binibini 5
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ive many a thousand times more profound, but few as whitty and humorous.
2007-09-24 15:08:28
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answered by michael n 6
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Aren't we having dinner yet?
2007-09-24 21:08:13
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answered by Anniejo 3
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Live your life the way you want it, after all, it is yours.
2007-09-24 15:13:16
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answered by tranquil 6
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I want to grow old with you, but my hair is not growing anymore.
2007-09-24 15:44:19
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answered by yeman 4
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