And the Lord saith unto Noah, "Where is the ark which I commanded thee to build?"
Noah replied, "Behold, when I journeyed to the Jordan County Planning and Zoning office for a permit, verily they railed against me and said, "Thy property art not zoned for an ark thirty cubits high. Thou wouldst require a 1040 review, environmental impact studies and a public hearing for a variance..."
And the Lord saith, "Noah, faithful servant, do thy best...I shall take care of you. But I needeth the ark completed in two fortnights. Do not fail!"
Noah answered and said, "It shall be so."
But it wast not so. And the Lord saith, "Noah, wherefore is the ark, my schedule doth call for the ark to be completed before Christmas?"
And Noah answered, "Christmas? What's Christmas?"
"In by Christmastime! It's just an expression used in the building trade. It doesn't mean a thing."
And Noah answered, "Verily, it shall be done."
2007-10-25
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