A policeman pulled a car over and told the driver he had won $5000 dollars in the seatbelt competition. "What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman. "Well, I guess I'm going to get a drivers license", he answered.
"Oh, don't listen to him," said a woman in the passenger seat, "He's a smart *** when he's drunk." Then, the guy in the backseat said, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"
At that moment there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said: "Are we over the border yet"????
2007-06-03
15:07:17
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