A policeman pulled a car over and told the driver he had won $5000 dollars in the seatbelt competition. "What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman. "Well, I guess I'm going to get a drivers license", he answered.
"Oh, don't listen to him," said a woman in the passenger seat, "He's a smart *** when he's drunk." Then, the guy in the backseat said, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"
At that moment there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said: "Are we over the border yet"????
2007-06-03 15:07:17 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
The answer to your question is no.
2007-06-04 02:33:44 · answer #1 · answered by CGIV76 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The better one is the guy is pulled over for speeding. When the cop asks for license and registration he says yeah he thinks he saw the registration in the glove compartment when he was putting the gun in there. So the Cop asks about the gun, he says yeah he had to use it when killing the car's owner. Then says he stuffed the body in the trunk. So the Cop tells him to stay there and calls for the Chief. When he gets there the Chief starts asking about it he shows the ownership, it was his car. Opens the trunk and nothing was there, no gun in the glove compartment and the guys says yeah and I bet this asshole told you I was speeding too(not quite right but that's the idea).
2007-06-03 15:13:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
lol.
here's my joke.
There was a blonde woman speeding down the highway. So a police officer, who was also a blonde woman, pulled her over. the police officer asked for her license and registration. the lady, said, that her registration was over in the glove compartment, but she forgot what her licinse looked like. the officer told her thta it would have her picture on it. so she looks around in her purse, adn takes out her compact mirror. she looks into it and sees herself 'oh this must be it!" she hads it to the police woman. the officer looks at it and says," I wouldnt have pulled you over if I had known you were a police officer."
sorry for all the spelling errors.
2007-06-04 02:18:47 · answer #3 · answered by Josey 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omgsh star star. heres one.
there were 3 guy's and they found a genie. da genie said dat thay cn hav 1 wish f they get a peice of fruit. they 1'st guy get's a pear nd da genie tell's him to shuv it up his *** and f he laugh's i'll shoot u. he laughs "bang". the secound guy comes back with a banana and the genie tell's him the same thing. he laughs "bang". wen there in hell the secound guy says y did u laugh? he replied the pear was hairy" the first guy says y did u laugh " coz i looked up the hill and saw the third guy with a water mallon"
lol enjoy
2007-06-03 15:17:29 · answer #4 · answered by eelamme_13 1 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not bad, although it'd be better if you stop right after the driver's license part.
The rest is just drawn-out.
2007-06-04 04:38:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey that's cute! :o) Now if that could really happen that guy would have a truely "seedy story" to tell. :o) Keep 'em laughing
2007-06-03 18:05:25 · answer #6 · answered by butterflyboussas 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah, hahahahahahahaha!!! great! that's really REALLY funny.
Although I didnt catch a punch line...It was kinda all one punch line. Oh well...It made me laugh..that's a big step! I give you millions of stars.
2007-06-03 18:35:57 · answer #7 · answered by Sammiy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old joke but kind of funny.
2007-06-03 17:03:07 · answer #8 · answered by El Scott 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda funny and cool at least a chuckle
2007-06-03 19:12:41 · answer #9 · answered by toad4446 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good try and cos I`m drunk you can have a star
2007-06-03 15:11:07 · answer #10 · answered by Hitman 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋