I would like to think that my experience was the exception, rather than the rule. But several friends have also related unpleasent dealing with the homeless. Here is my story:
I was leaving the grocery store when a disheveled homeless person approached me. Sensing an impending appeal for alms, I swiftly moved towards my vehicle...but as fate would have it the hobo was an agile, sprightly fellow. Fumbling with several grocery bags, I was unable to retrive my keys and enter the car quickly. The vagabond made eye-contact and inquired as to whether I was in possession of any "spare change". My reply: "No sir, my purchase was upon credit, I'm very sorry!"
At this point the vagrant became very agitated and proceded to curse me. Fearing for my safety, I pulled out my trusty .357 handgun and ordered the bum away from the area. He left the vicinity, but not before imparting one last threat: "Y'all be some racist motherf*ckers".
2007-03-28
19:13:06
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