There are about ten dogs in my neighborhood, and they are all barking at and totally disrespecting my very well behaved pet--AND I DON'T LIKE IT AT ALL !!
IT'S ALL GROSSLY UNFAIR !!
My pet's name is Bob, and he is a still-growing two-ton T-Rex. He is SO loveable and cute, you cannot believe !!! And he stays in my yard and plays with his oversized beachball and the city bus he dragged home the ONE DAY he got out of the yard.
OK, I"m sorry! I forgot that Bob ate a few cats the first week I had him, and for some reason the Johnsons next door abandoned their home in the middle of the night and haven't been heard from since--but what the hey!! If they want to be speciests and show their bigotry against dinosaurs, then that's their loss and none of mine.
Bob even sleeps most of the time, OK? Give him 100 pounds of cow to munch on and within an hour, he's dozing off.
So, how can I get the neighborhood to adjust to Bob, huh? How can I get the dogs to shut up, OK?
HOW!!!
2006-10-02
06:37:16
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